Zodiac Signs and Horoscopes

how the zodiac signs will die

Aries: from a heart attack because they got too angry and couldn't calm down anymore

Taurus: their enormous wardrobe falls over and crushes them beneath it

Gemini: forgot to eat, drink and sleep for weeks because they were too caught up in other things

Cancer: gets overwhelmed by their own feelings and jumps off a bridge

Leo: dramatically pretends to die on stage, falls over and breaks their neck (they look so convincing in their role that everyone claps and thinks it's part of the show)

Virgo: gets strangled by someone they criticized

Libra: heartbreak 💔

Scorpio: their soul gets taken by demons. fights ruthlessly until the end and kills a couple of them, but gets stabbed in the back by someone they trusted

Sagittarius: "hey, let's go bungee jumping on this mountain that doesn't look dangerous at all with these old ropes I found in the garbage yesterday"

Capricorn: one day, they just disappear. no one knows if they are actually dead but it's obvious that they will never come back

Aquarius: dies heroically after leading a successful revolution. they gave their life for a peaceful coexistence of aliens and humans in the universe.

Pisces: Bakes pizza muffins and accidentally replaces the oregano with weed and the salt with crystal meth, eats them all at once and dies from an ovedose