Aries♈️: can be found churning butter
Taurus♉️: comes back after disappearing for half a year
Gemini♊️: In the bathtub trying to genetically engineer more efficient goats
Cancer♋️: Waiting for Christmas
Leo♌️: every day is their birthday so idk
Virgo♍️: taking their yearly piss
Libra♎️: ironically watching an Adam Sandler movie in the dark
Scorpio♏️:Tending to their many shrimps
Sagittarius♐️: something illegal probably
Capricorn♑️:In jail because Sagittarius got them arrested
Aquarius♒️: fighting people over opinions on call of duty pony mods
Pisces♓️:Pepper spraying everyone in sight
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