~ what are you going to be for Halloween? I'm going to be a unicorn!
Aries♈️: put together badly with stuff falling out of it
Taurus♉️: a soft taco AKA the estranged cousin of the burrito
Gemini♊️: a fine taco... except JERRY FORGOT TO PUT THE SHELLS AWAY AND NOW THEY'RE STALE GREAT GOING JERRY
Cancer♋️: a meat taco with a salad...SIKE there is no salad just more meat
Leo♌️: a taco with a dream
Virgo♍️: perfect taco with all the right toppings
Libra♎️: a vegan taco... not bad but something is off about the taste
Scorpio♏️: there is no taco, just an empty plate with a paper that says "sorry"
Sagittarius ♐️: smashed after responding yes to "do you want more tacos?"
Capricorn♑️: a taco made completely out of gold
Aquarius♒️: idk how but this taco somehow has anxiety
Pisces♓️: a frozen taco being saved for late night munchies
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zodiac signs
Randomzodiac signs scenarios, facts, squads, and more. enjoy!! all credits go to the creators. ~a proud virgo
