Aries♈️: one, two, three.... I declare a war on *flips coin* ENGLAND
Taurus♉️: Uh...to celebrate um, the third day this week without rain....WE SHALL FEAST
Gemini♊️: Tell the king of *insert country name here* to f*ck with me because idc about his trading policy
Cancer♋️: have a twin meeting. I want to hold every newborn baby
Leo♌️: let's dedicate an entire month to my birthday and get turnt every night. Feast for everyone, even the peasants
Virgo♍️: shhhhh leave me alone I'm planning the next world war
Libra♎️: id like to meet all the other monarchs and let's have a ball and I need a new dress
Scorpio♏️: everyone in the kingdom wants to kill me or f*ck me #tru
Sagittarius ♐️: National Get Sh*t Faced Day, am I rite?
Capricorn♑️: PUBLIC EXECUTIONS
Aquarius♒️: Name all the planets in the solar system after me right now
Pisces♓️: I don't want to go to war, I just want everyone to be happy. Look how many kittens there are in my palace!
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