week two;day one

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.sophialillis opened the chat.

sophialillis: what up suckers

finnwolfhard: see jack even she agrees with me

jackgrazer: i hate you

finnwolfhard: no you don't

jackgrazer: sigh

sophialillis: you guys are so cute

jackgrazer: louder sigh

finnwolfhard: jackie tell her the story of gary

sophialillis: 'gary'

jackgrazer: ok so

jackgrazer: i got this new puppy a few days ago

jackgrazer: and i asked finn for name suggestions

jackgrazer: and he said gary so i just took it

sophialillis: is gary living his best life

jackgrazer: gary is a she

sophialillis: my fucking god

sophialillis: finn what have you done-

finnwolfhard: i've created a masterpiece

finnwolfhard: the dog is basically jack and my's child

jackgrazer: my god no its not

finnwolfhard: but it is

finnwolfhard:  cause you *gave birth* to it and i named it

sophialillis: GAVE BIRTH IM CRYING

jackgrazer: I DIDNT GIVE BRITH TO SHIT

sophailillis: IAFIJSD

sophialillis: this groupchat is so hilarious my god

sophialillis: i am blessed to be reading all of this

finnwolfhard: indeed you are, ma'am

jackgrazer: ew don't say ma'am

finnwolfhard: why not

jackgrazer: you never call me sir

finnwolfhard: because we are casual, airhead

jackgrazer: did you just call me an airhead

finnwolfhard: yeah, cause you're sweet :)

jackgrazer: ugh

sophialillis: you guys know what the fuck is up

sophialillis: it's so funny

jackgrazer: finn i just realized i don't know what you look like

sophialillis: bitch look at his profile

jackgrazer: it's priv!!

sophialillis: oh yeah

sophialillis: finn accept your boyfriend

jackgrazer: oh whoops i didn't request

finnwolfhard: accept my request idiot

jackgrazer: ok ok i did

finnwolfhard: same

finnwolfhard: HOl Y GOD

jackgrazer: what

finnwolfhard: YOU ARE So hOT

jackgrazer: oh

finnwolfhard: JESUS CHRSIT

jackgrazer: shut up

jackgrazer: you're attractive too

jackgrazer: like really attractive

sophialillis: (:

jackgrazer: but like not to me

jackgrazer: cause im nOT gay

sophialillis: ):

finnwolfhard: soz im back i just screenshotted your whole profile

jackgrazer: ohymgod

finnwolfhard: AW YOU SAID I WAS REALLY ATTRACTIVE

sophialillis: you guys are meant to be

sophialillis: why can't i get a bitch

jackgrazer: idk you're pretty hot

finnwolfhard: !!!

jackgrazer: what

finnwolfhard: you said you weren't attracted to molly ringwald???

sophialillis: AW I LOOK LIKE MOLLY RINGWALD

jackgrazer: i'm not????

jackgrazer: stop?? freaking out??? over???? nothing?????'

finnwolfhard: i'm just protecting the man that gave birth to my baby

sophialillis: IAUFINSD

sophialillis: IM WHEEZING

jackgrazer: ok goodnight soph goodnight finn

sophialillis: goodnight jackie <3333

finnwolfhard: goodnight jack i love youuu

jackgrazer: i hate youuuu :)))

finnwolfhard: back to this phase i see

jackgrazer: fuck off

finnwolfhard: <3

sophialillis: what a pair of husbands

.jackgrazer closed the chat.





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