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30: emos and kermit.

misskordeijane: whammed I was

misskordeijane: A YOJNF BOT

misskordeijane: MY FATHE

misskordeijane: TOOK ME INTO THE CIRYYYY

misskordeijane: RO SEE A MARCHING BANDNDKDKDMD

laurenjauregui: is she drunk

misskordeijane: NO

misskordeijane: MCR just came on and IM EMPTINL

gaypapi: Normani what did you do to her

normanikordei: i did absolutely nothing.  i told her i had premium Spotify and she started playing really emo songs

gaypapi: hi im omw because this is our thing? dinah why would you do this without me

misskordeijane: BECAUSE I HAVENT EVEN GOTTEN TO THE BEST SONGS

misskordeijane: ZOOM ZOOM OVER HERE PLS

laurenjauregui: menrnrrnnen

laurenjauregui:

normanikordei: honestly? mood for all of 2017

normanikordei: it's a mix between that and this

normanikordei:

gaypapi: I LOVE KERMIT

gaypapi: LOOK AT HIM!! SO PURE

papikermit: I CHANGED MY NAME

laurenjauregui: oh my god.

laurenjauregui:

papikermit: lauren this is why you are my favorite person in the world besides dinah

misskordeijane: HI THATS ME

misskordeijane: ARE TOU ON UR WAY

papikermit: yeah i just convinced lauren to drive me to ur house

papikermit: she cant use her phone so im hacking her insta

laurenjauregui: hi jm gay

laurenjauregui: for my woNDERFUL person

laurenjauregui: IN MY LIFE who is camila cabello

papikermit: hi i love you too lauren!!!

normanikordei: camila ur talking to ur self

papikermit: lauren just told me to tell you to go away because ur a bully and i don't need bullies in my life bc i deserve happiness more than anyone else in the world so listen to her

normanikordei: tell her to stop being so gay

papikermit: she said she's bisexual.

papikermit: try again sweaty :')hhhh$h

misskordeijane: HURRY UP GODSAMNIT I WANNA LISTEN TO BLINK182 YOU HOES

A/N: honestly im so tired rn this chapter is wild. talking abt wild, check out my new book!!! it's not funny, it's actually just a camren love story and each chapter is rlly short but im really gay so check it outt