StarKits Prophecy-- except i read it

Chapter Ate The Serimmony 1

Chapter Ate The Serimmony 1 [[ Who cares about seven. Maybe the author realized there were two chapter 3s. And here's 8 eating both the ceremony and 9]]
STOP REVOFIGN BAD! but than u JASZpAW for tehh godo revewis uve ben levving [[Confirmed, JASZpAW is an imaginary friend]]

StarPaw skided into de Camp. "FIRSTAR" SHE YOWLED "I ha to tel; uo somesting?" [[Keep questioning yourself until you don't know who you are and jump off a cliff]]

"nut ow StarOaw" he sadi "yuve gut to become WARRIOR!' [[Because that is exactly how society works]]

"MOGOSH REALLY creamed StarPaw. [[My mind and brain are two different things]]

YEAH SAID firestar "Youv been a war for onll 3.14 [[why do the math when this fanfic exists?]] dayss butt u are the best apent ice in the cAlan [[I hope that would say colon instead]] . Ur perfect [[Sure]]. We ndd you to help dfeat BlackStar and ShadowclaN. And all teh other calns. Tehy are tyring 2 attack us were in the meddle of a warr. " [[When was that declared]]

"omgosh WE ARE?" scremmed StarPal she sus so surpissed! [[Well that's not disgusting]]

"Ya DustPelt did while U were away in your walk Rivrclan attacked us." [[Starpaw was gone for the equivalent of ten paragraphs]] Said SandTrom. She locked sortaf sad she New FireStart lovved Stargleam. But it wass ok she newt wht wus best. [[Poor Sandstorm. Nearly having Spottedleaf picked over her and losing her now delusional mate, Firestar, to this bundle of disappointment and misery that is Starpaw]]

"OMGoht" sid StarPaw. "Quickk mack me a warrror!" [[Please don't]]

"Oak" said Firestar. He wlaked up to StarPaw. "aLL Cats Gather Round Who Are Older To Cach There One Prey!" [[That sounds almost correct, but at the same time so far off]]

"Tday we are making a new Warrior." [[Argh, it's happening]]

The calnn GASPED! [[Yes, be surprised that Starpaw is becoming a warrior and do a protest]]

"SarkPaw! StarPaw!: shouted the clan. They all new infancy it was she whom was beng mad a warrior. [[How? It's not like the other apprentices were, well, apprentices earlier]]

Starpaw was so exited! She'd never bin so hap inner life! [[I'm sure there were plenty of other times]]

"StarPaw….." said FirePaw. He was simile like shed never sent him simle behfore. "Are you ready to become a Warrior in the Name of Starcaln?:" [[no...]]

"Yes!" she shock3d. [[Oh no...]]

"oak." Eh sad. "Then by the powers of Starclan, I gave you this narme. From now on, you will be none as StarPaw [[still an apprentice? Yes.]] for your pel which sings like the starss [[nice poetry]] and ur conectin 2 StarClann [[When did that happen?]]. We onner you'r bravvery and" " kindness." [[When was she kind except sharing her toxic poison that is her entire existence?]]

"SarkPaw! StarPaw!: shouted the clan. They [[Stay. As. An. Apprentice.]]

StarGleam girned. She wass a Warrior! At least!" [[Screw you StarClan.]]

"FireScar," she said, cuming over 2 him. "I wanna tell u somesing." They locked sirously at him. [[ALL I CAN SEE IS LOCKS]]

"yeah wat is it?" he sad, hop shinning in his eayres. [[Ears or eyes? Imagine that. Hope shining in his ears]]

Dos he knew? StarGlema think. [[I wonder]]

"Firestar…." She brethed. She cullednt she was actually dong this after so lung. [[So long which was 3.14 days]]

"I….." [[Cliché cliché cliché cliché cliché]]

WINDCLAN ATTAK! Shioted a voise from obove the Camp. [[Thank you]]

It was…. [[Who?]]

HOLYLEAF! [[Sacred Leaf]]

I workd reall' herd on dis chapter n tired 2 spell good so plzz review NICE! [[Please, I can't tell what is your worst]]

[[I also wanted to point out, my autocorrect is freaking out. 'Brethren' is now being corrected to 'Brethed']]