StarKits Prophecy-- except i read it

Cahpter 13 The Metang wit Sartcaln

Cahpter 13 The Metang wit Sartcaln [[I think I had a Metang I nicknamed Titanium]]
"Omigish what happnd! shrekd StarPaw. She looked arung. "am I in Starclan?" she eskes when she say the cats that she new. [[I thought you had an oh so special bond with them yet you have no idea where you are]]

"No of cours not your in the Daek Forest!" [[Hopefully]] gagged a gray he-cat. [[And I said heyayayayayaya]] StarGlame locked around windly for TiggerStar [["Say, how did this tree get so high?"Quotes from Tigger]] but she culd;nt sea him. [[The sea is pretty far away]] "Yes your in SatrCaln! said the she-ca. It was YellowFang. "Wher else wood you be?" [[The Dark Faucet]]

"Yuo dont need to be so red! said StarGlame she was mad." [[Yeah, stop being so red]]

sorry said YelllowFang but that made me made." [[Stupid that made me made]]

"its ok" said StarGleam. "but i was in the sark forest so...HOW DID I DYE? [[By doing crazy rituals with berries or whatever to make your pelt so.... etch]]

"TigerStra killed you" [[What else did? Bees?]] said BlueeStar cumin over to her. "he can send cats to starcaln even from the drk Foret" [[that sounds like a good thing]]

"Wait so then I'm died?" [[Earlier: How did I die? Tigerstar killed you. I think it's obvious you died]] StarGlame. "What do i do no? I cant safve the frost like this!" [[Exactly. Let it burn to the ground with all the fake cats inside]]

"That why we aer gong to send you bak to Thnduer clan!" [[No.]] saud WhitStrip. [[Yes, I will apply you to my teeth to whiten them]] "But we also have somsing very imptent to tell you first." [[The sky is falling down]]

"Omg what is it" lauged StarPaw she stinted [[Why does that sound so sour or salty... stinted]] to jump up and down with joe." [[Get out Joe. Don't worry, I'll make you an OC of mine]] "I wnat to knew" [[You gnat to know]]

"wel their are ten thigs we ned to give you before you goe" [[Sorry, my Hamilton side just freaked out]] said LeafPool and she gave StarGlame 2 rocks with writting on them. [[iPhones]] "their the ten commons!" [[Oh God, please God get rid of this disgraceful prophet]]

"OMG THE TEN COMMONDENTS" [[mmhmm; pepper, salt, ketchup, mustard, sugar, soy sauce, vinegar, lime juice, miso, and tomato paste]] squelled StarGleam and she was so exited. "I GET TO HAVE TEN COMMNDMENTS?" [[Put them on your bleach to make it somewhat delightful drinking it]]

"Ya" said BleuStar "we need to give them to the calns but they wont liten. [[Does StarClan go into dreams to tell cats? Probably the leaders and medicine cats? They should listen to StarClan. But they don't. And are trusting this kit instead of their godly powers. Smells like BS]] Thats why we nedd you to do it four us!" [[I would not listen to a rainbow-eyed freak yelling she has ten condiments]]

"Okay" said StarGlame and she left Starclan talking the rocks with her. [[Just left. She just left through the front door with rocks and condiments]]