StarKits Prophecy-- except i read it

Chapter Fortene The Ten Commdaments

Chapter Fortene The Ten Commdaments [[Ten condiments!]]

Stargalme come down in2 thunderclaln camp [[Yeah. Just walked out of StarClan]]. It was dark. Their were no cats otusdie. "SLL CATS GATER" [[Alligator?]] she sadi. They cats gatehred. "I have Tebn Conmondants frum Starclam/" she said. [[I have Toby Commandants from Sarcasm ]] The cats gapsed. The started to mummur. "be quite" starGleam sad. Tehy were quite. [[I wonder what Jayfeather did. "Oh hey guys Stargleam died haha no biggie"]

"here she said pushing th3 roks foreword. [[Th3. TH3]] "Loack at the them. Yu must fallow these commodents fur your hole lifes if you wnt to ge5t into Starcan." She said. They loked at the roxk. [[It's like she's deliberately being annoying. Loack.]]

"1. thou shat not belive in other goIncesters [[The actual fuck]]

2. Dont make any picturs of anyhing and warhip them. [[Yeah, don't warship pictures]] If ou do ai will punsch you an ur grankits. [[An absolutely wonderful first impression]]

4. don't say Starcclan in vane. [[What if you don't say "Starcclan" but "StarClan"?]]

5. Work for 6 days and worshipe me on 1. [[REVOLUTION]]

6. Repsect our mom and dad. [[I'm wondering how many times Stargleam did followed these. When Jayfeather "died" guess who was doing nothing at all?]]

7. Dont kill otters unless in batl.e [[leAVE THE OTTERS ALONE]]

8. don't br unfateful to our mat. [[1. Clean your muddy shoes on something else 2. You were going to take Graystripe and Firestar away from Millie and Sandstorm, hypocrite]]

9/ Dotn steel things from he other cland. [[Clans or land? Questions science still cannot answer]]

10. Dnt lie aboot yiour nieborgh. [[You turned Canadian, eh? GO THE FUCK AWAY FROM OUR GLORIOUS COUNTRY, THOT]]

10. Don't be jelos og your neiborgh. [[So we can be jealous of our 'neighbour']]

11. No BENG GAY!f [['Ten Commandants'.... '11.'... seems legit]]
[[Oh yeah, sniff sniff, I smell some bs]]

The cat GAPSED. "Im sorry" said DaysPow. [[The sunlight is a Prisoner of War]] "ive ben a sinner. Ill do better next time!" [[I honestly hope you don't. It will be more satisfying if everyone killed each other in this story]] Al the cats agred. StarPaw was happy! Teh were aon the write pat! If hey fallowed Sartclan thay woud neber go wong! [[Following a divine thing will set a goal but not make you perfect. It's like thinking of a drawing in your mind but when you do it, it looks like utter garbage thrown up by a constipated giraffe]]

But suddenly she saw somesting! It was….. REdpaw and LakePaool KISSING [[I WOULD TOTALLY SUPPORT YOU IF IT DIDN'T INVOLVE AN APPRENTICE SO FUUUU]]

[[Yeah. This chapter. Um.... stay gay, pls.]]