Camp Camp Headcanons [[COMPLETED]]

If You Were Their Kid ( some g00d ol fluff 🔥)

ok ok ok I'm in a mood rn and I'm craving dadvid so b a d fuck

This was gonna be a danvid thing but I decided to write that separate
hope you enjoy this you grain of salt.

David:

• ok lemme just say he would be the best dad

• he would also be a little overprotective

• he's there for you no matter what

• seriously you could be 70,000,000 miles away and he would be there in 0.1 seconds if you had a bad day

• he loves the shit out of you and does anything to prove that

• him taking you to the park all the time to try to get you to love nature as much as he does

• him telling you the crazy stuff the campers got into as bedtime stories

• you being the mini-co-counsler at Camp Campbell

• him overreacting if you hurt yourself

• "ARE YOU OK??? DO YOU NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL WHATDOIDOWHEREISGWEN"

•"I'm ok Dad what the fuck"

• "L A N G U A G E"

• you curse around him all the time because you think his reaction is hilarious

• him not knowing how to punish you for it because he can't bring himself to ground you

• he always tucks you in at night no matter what

• even if you can put yourself to bed he needs to at least give you a good night kiss on the cheek

• he never wants you to grow up so you two can always be together

Daniel:

• CULTIST FATHER MODE ACTIVATE

• he doesn't know how to properly take care of you at first due to his,,,previous experiences with children

• "what the hell do I feed it help me Xeemuug"

• he probably buys a parenting book or some shit

• "children are disgusting"

• it got easier to take care of you when you got a little bit older

• he spoils the fuck out of you lemme tell ya

• "Daddy, can I have this?" "Sure, why not."

• he's actually a pretty cool dad