Stupid Shit You've Done Together

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by scftcxlt

by scftcxlt

David:
- you two befriended a tree when you were kids
- you would talk to it and laugh at peoples reactions
- he still loves that tree

Daniel:
- you snorted kool-aid powder together jk j k
- you two ate different kinds of chapstick to see which one tasted better
- honestly same

Max:
- y'all discovered porn together
- what a great experience that was
- you guys just laughed at it

Neil:
- did you actually think this man would do something stupid?
- well, you're wrong.
- never judge a book by it's cover 😤😤😤

Nikki:
- you two adopted a squirrel
- yOU COULD'VE GOTTEN RABIES IG DAVID DIDN'T PUT IT BACK
- Dad of the year

Gwen:
- you two read cringy fanfic together when you were both 13
- you still do it
- sAM E

Jen:
- you attempted to cut each others hair
- didn't turn out great ngl

Erid:
- you tried to dye each others hair
- hair dye got all over the floor and shit
- still turned out pretty nice tho

Shrek: (requeSTED BY EDDSWORLDADDICT. I TRY TO PLEASE EVERYONE.)
- you ate mud and bugs together
- you ended up dying
- rip