Do Your Parents Like Them

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by scftcxlt

by scftcxlt

Here I am assuming who your parents are aHA IM THE W O R S T.

David:
- w h o w o u l d n ' t ? ?
- I repeat, wHO WOULDN'T??
- THEY ABSOLUTELY ADORED HIM OF COURSE
- his preciousness overwhelmed them
- he was so nice to the M
- your Dad didn't love him as much as your Mom tho
- fuck you D a d

Daniel:
- he freaked them out
- "honey, are you sure about this?"
- mom cHILL OUT HE'S JUST A CULTIST
- "does he ever blink?"
- they got confused when he asked where the fuckin Kool-Aid was
- he talked about his religion (obviously)
- they're worried about both of you
- silently judging your taste in men now

Max:
- they loved him
- I don't care what you sAY THEY LOVED HIM
- his sense of humor made their lungs give out
- aKSDJWISNDJAOPDNX

Neil:
- they liked him
- he drank his Respect Your Girlfriends Parents Juice™ so he's cool in their book

Nikki:
- they just though you two were gal pals having a great time
- until Nikki just TOLD them
- they were ok with your relationship for now (they thought you would just switch back to liking boys)
- they realized they were wrong when the fucking wedding happened
- suck it

Gwen:
- two gal paLS HAVIN A SWELL TIME
- jk they adored her
- I don't CARE W H AT YOU SAY THEY LOVED THIS BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

Jen:
- she creeped them the fuck out

Erid: (my wIFE)
- they thought she was pretty cool
- who wouldn't tbh
- they supported you two 100%
- they got along with her great

(I added a new character yAY I'm proud of me. I don't know much about her but she's adorable so I'll keep her.)