They Get A Boner

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I'm internally cringing and laughing at myself rn lmfao

David:
- hOW CaN tHIs HAPpeN t0 mE?? I've mADE mY MisTAKES
- when he notices his whole face goes red
- he doesn't know what to do
- awkwardly tries to tell you
- when the words don't come out he walks you into his cabin to get away from the campers (and Gwen)
- you know what happened next ;)

Daniel:
- not ashamed at all
- walks over and presses it against you
- "see what you do to me, y/n~?"
- drags you into a closet or someshit
- *insert lenny face*

Max:
- "why N O W??"
- gets really flustered when trying to explain it to you
- he ends up just being like,
- "YOU, ME, SEX. NOW."
- the pizza is aggressive

Neil:
- "...fuck"
- "hey, ah- y/n..."
- nervous Morty noises
- ""GEEZE RIC K"""
- he just can't say it
- you eventually notice it and drag him away

Nikki:
- "my dick fell off"

Gwen:
- "my dICK fell off"

Jen:
- "MY DICK FELL THE FUCK OFF"

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