My First Cigar!

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'Twas just behind the woodshed,

One glorious summer day.

Far o'er the hills, the sinking sun

Pursued its western way;

And in my safe seclusion

Removed from o'er the jar

And sim of earths confusion

I smoked my first cigar.

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It was my first cigar!

It was my worst cigar!

Raw, green, dank, hidebound and rank,

It was my first cigar!

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Ah, bright the boyish fancies

Wrapped in smoke-wreath blue;

My eyes grew dim, my head was light,

The woodshed round me flew!

Dark night closed in around me-

Black night, without a star-

Grim death me thought had found me

And spoiled my first cigar.

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It was my first cigar!

A six-for-five cigar!

No viler torch the air could scorch-

It was my first cigar!

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All pallid was my beaded brow,

The reeling night was late,

My startled mother cried in fear,

"My child, what have you ate?"

I heard my fathers smothered laugh,

It seemed so strange and far,

I knew he knew, I knew he knew

I'd smoked my first cigar!

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It was my first cigar!

A give-away cigar!

I could not die- I knew not why-

It was my first cigar!

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Since then I've stood in reckless ways.

I've dared what men can dare,

I've mocked at danger, walked with death,

I've laughed at pain and care,

I do not dread what may befall

'Neath my malignant star,

No frowning fate can make

Me smoke my first cigar!

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-Robert J. Burdette

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