Naruto truth or dare!

We're back!

Akira: Aaaaand we're back with the truthing and the daring who's ready?!
Shikamaru: this is such a drag...
Akira: 💔😫 Okay that hurts...
Ino: your so mean Shikamaru look at what you've done!
Shikamaru: I-I didn't mean it!
Akira: YOUR SO MEAN! T^T just go away meany! Let's just do these dares (I'd say truth but there just dares...)
Naruto: so uhh... *sweat drops* what's the dare...?
Akira: there are two for today! And the first one is for... random children!
Hinata: but which ones...?
Boruto: how many are there of us anyway?
Himawari: To much to count that's for sure!
Sakura: she's so cute!
Sadara: *mutters* I can be cute -_-
Akira: okay okay everyone just calm down. Now I need Shikadai right here in front of me!
Shikadai: this is so troublesome
Akira: shut up and respect your elders!!!!
Shikadai: Alright Jeez women calm down...
Akira: also... *hair flip and Yodo appears*
Sakura: hey that looks like you Ino! Well... kinda...
Akira: it's not a that!
Ino: your right it kinda does...
Akira: ITS NOT A IT EITHER!
Yodo: umm... where am I...?
Sai: if I'm correct your in a room...
Naruto: way to point out the obvious...
Sasuke: hn
Akira: shut up ducky!
Sasuke: -_-
Yodo: this is so confusing...
Shikadai: when is it not confusing?
Boruto: good point!
Himawari: wait what's the dare?
Akira: oh right but first! Ino Sai as you know you two are in love!
Ino And Sai: we are?!
Akira:of course! After all she's your child *points at Yodo*
Ino And Sai: O~O
Akira: yes you got married and blah blah blah- anyways! *turns to Shikadai and Yodo with innocent smile*
Yodo: *whispers* I barley even met this women and I'm already scared of her...
Shikadai: you should be...
Akira: So the dare is... *whispers something to Shikadai*
Shikadai: WHAT?! IM NOT DOING THAT!
Akira: WELL TO BAD ITS THE DARE!!! NOW WOMEN UP AND DO IT OR ELSE! *hair starts floating up*
Shikadai: O~O okay okay I'll do it! *grabs Yodo and quickly kisses her*
Yodo: O.0
Akira: awwww~
Ino And Sai: O-O
Ino: oh my god I'm such a horrible mother I can't believe I let something like that happen!
Shikamaru: it was bond to happen at one point...
Temari: *face palm* I can't believe I had a child with you!
Pervy Sage: but I can! *laughs pervertedly*
Naruto: *sweat drops*
Akira: ya anyways... we have a special guest! That will be staying with us for I don't know how long but they will be joking the game!
Sasuke: ...them...?
Akira: yes them there a group! Now before anyone can interrupt me- *does hair flip and Pain appear* Hiiiiii Pain!
Pain: ...hi...?
Akira: *smiles innocently*
Everyone else: O-O
Pain: what-
Akira: So mind if you and the Akatsuki join our game of truth or dare?! Yes no?! I think that's a yes and it's a yes! Thanks! Anyways that's all for now guys don't forget to leave a truth or dare now with the Akatsuki byeeee~
Pain: ?!

Thank you @SophieZoldyck and @FalseDarkness for the dares also sorry that I haven't updated in so long I just have a lot going on at the moment!