I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, when a voice from the next cubicle said,
“Hi! How are you?”
Embarrassed, I said,
“I'm doing fine.”
The voice said,
“So, what are you up to?”
I said, “The same as you, sitting here!”
From next door, “Can I come over?”
Annoyed, I said I was rather busy.
The voice said,
“Listen, I will have to call you back, there's an idiot next door answering all my questions.”
