Doctor: “I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live.”
Patient: “What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!”
Doctor: “Nine.”
The Joke Book | ✓
Table of contents-
#1 | Dear Haters
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#2 | Genius Tricks
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#3 | Homework Skills
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#4 | The Truth about Homework
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#5 | Why you should never take a nap at school
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#6 | Where do you pee?
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#7 | Cats
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#8 | Pokémon Go
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#9 | Conversation Goals
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#10 | An Oldie but a Goodie
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#11 | Having a Job
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#12 | Roses are Red, Violets are Blue
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#13 | Being Old
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#14 | Laughs for Days!
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#15 | Big Butt?
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#16 | Auto-Correct
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#17 | What Cell Phone really means
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#18 | Diggin' Deep
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#19 | Yo Momma: Part 1
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#20 | Yo Momma: Part 2
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#21 | Yo Momma: Part 3
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#22 | The Lion King
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#23 | In your Face!
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#24 | Push or Pull
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#25 | Sleeping and Snoring
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#26 | *Mwahaha*
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#27 | Eww, people!
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#28 | Stranger Danger? Weirdo Danger!
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#29 | Kids of the Internet
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#30 | Make up your mind!
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#31 | I have a brain?
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#32 | Millionaires, here I come!
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#33 | Facebook
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#34 | Ooops, I did it again
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#35 | Don't lie to the Police, man.
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#36 | Raise your hands!
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#37 | Death = Free Wifi
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#38 | How to: Diet like a boss.
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#39 | On strike
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#40 | 2 x 1
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#41 | What a coincidence!
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#42 | My Oscar speech
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#43 | Follow the script
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#44 | Family Ties
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#45 | Maths is just an illusion
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#46 | Meet me, the expert.
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#47 | Comebacks 'r' us!
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#48 | Thanks for using Trivago, your mental ward has been booked
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#49 | Julying?
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#50 | Cooking Superstar
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#51 | Time Waster!
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#52 | Yass, kittens!
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#53 | Santa's Secret
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#54 | Public Toilet
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#55 | Broom Nation
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#56 | Psh, Carpenters
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#57 | Cinderella
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#58 | Sneaky Ninjasssss
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#59 | End of the World
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#60 | Delicious raps!
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#61 | Bee Butt
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#62 | Animal Calculator
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#63 | Parallel BFFs
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#64 | A Sea Monsters lunch
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#65 | Sick Chemists
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#66 | Dinosaurs
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#67 | Mature Puns
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#68 | Bugs really bug me
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#69 | Meowntains!
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#70 | Magic Dog
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#71 | Carved Tree
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#72 | 10 seconds
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#73 | Odour in the court
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#74 | Books fly?
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#75 | A Revolving love door
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#76 | Taxidermists
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#77 | Police Interview
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#78 | Food puns
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#79 | Beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder
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#80 | Mad Magician
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#81 | Of milk and men
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#82 | Love at first connection
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#83 | Is Chemistry related to Science?
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#84 | The Coin Boy
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#85 | The floor is lava? No, the sky is red!
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#86 | Piercing Pirates
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#87 | Gambling Animals
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#88 | You've found your man
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#89 | Life is Downloading
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#90 | Sir Arthur's mates
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#91 | Dawning Sun
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#92 | Arriving late at work
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#93 | Karma's Restaurant
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#94 | Sea Wreck
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#95 | Tissue Dancing
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#96 | Astronauts and Computers
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#97 | Falling from floors
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#98 | Insanity
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#99 | Homeless Millionaire
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#100 | Neverland
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