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Aladdin|Lance 8°

A/N Yo guys it's Keith's BIRTHDAY🍦🎂🎉 I am not okay he is too precious to this universe!! I love this boi to death anyways Love ya lots Keith Happy B'day love💋❤

"We're trapped! That two-faced son of a b*tch! Well, whoever he was, he's long gone with that lamp!" You sighed and kicked the dirt Abby squealed and threw something heavy on your head

"ow" you rubbed your head and looked at Abby then down to the ground seeing the lamp on the ground "Why, you hairy little thief!! It looks like such a beat up, worthless piece of sh*t, there's something written here, but it's hard to make out"

You squinted and rubbed the lamp and soon blue smoke apperead around you and a giant man with a mustache appeared "Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck! Hang on a second....wow, does it feel good to be out of there!!!"

Then he popped a mic and sunglasses out of no where "Nice to be back, ladies and gentlemen" he waved at an imaginary crowd and saw you "Where are you from? What's your name?" "Um.. (y/n)" you spoke "Nice to have you on the show, can we call you Pidge? Or maybe just Allura? How about (m/n)? You know like the one girl who faked her identity as a male to save her father from fighting the war!"

"I must've hit my head harder than I thought" you mumbled "Do you smoke? Mind if I do? Sorry, girlie, I hope I didn't singe the fur" he looked at carpet "Hey haven't seen you in a few millennia, give me some tassel!" He turned to you "You're smaller than my last master, either that or I'm getting bigger, look at me from the side, do l look different to you?"

Carpet nodded no "Wait a minute, I'm your master?" You asked "That's right! What would you wish of me? The ever impressive or the long contained, often imitated, but never duplicated... Genie of the Lamp Coran! Right here for your very much wish fulfillment"

"Wishfulfillment?" You asked "Three, to be exact, no wishing for more wishes. That's it only three! No substitutions, exchanges or refunds!!" You were so confused  "ok now I know I must be dreaming"  "What will your pleasure be? Let me take your order, jot it down You ain't never had a friend like me" Then he started going into a song

~6 1/2 hours Later~

"You ain't never had a friend like me" he finished his intro " You're gonna grant me any three wishes I want, right?" You asked "Almost, there are a few provisos, a couple of quid pro quos" he said

"Like?" You asked "Rule one. I can't kill anybody. So don't ask!! Rule two. I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else and rule three!! I can't bring people back from the dead....It's not a pretty picture and I don't like doing it. Other than that, you got it" you smirked "Provisos? You mean limitations? On wishes? Some all powerful genie! Can't even bring people back from the dead!! I don't know, he probably can't even get us out of this cave. Looks like we'll have to find a way out!!" You told Abby who squealed back at you as you two started walking away

"Excuse me?!?!?!" Coran poofed right in front of you "Are you looking at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And you're walking out on me? Oh I don't think so!!!Not right now!! You're getting your wishes, so sit down!!" He yelled and sat you and Abby down on carpet "ok just in case of emergency, the exits are here, here, here"

he pointed randomly "Anywhere!!!Keep your hands and arms inside the carpet and we're... out of here!!! You all flew out

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Lances mother barge through the doors "Sendak this is an outrage!!! If it weren't for all your years of loyal service!!" She yelled "From now on, you are to discuss sentencing of prisoners with me, before they are beheaded!!!"

Lance walked in the room very pissed "I assure you, Your Highness, it won't happen again" The queen was relaxed and pulled Lance and Sendak close to her  "ok now Lance, Sendak now let's put this whole messy business behind us Please!"

"My most abject and humblest apologies to you as well, Prince!" Lance huffed "At least some good will come of my being forced to marry. When I am King, I will have the power to get rid of you!!" "That's nice. All settled, then" the Queen smiled "Now, Lance, getting back to this suitress business" Lance rolled his eyes and walked away "Lance!"

His mother chased after him "lf only I had gotten that lamp!! 'I will have the power to get rid of you' " he mocked the Prince

"To think we gotta keep kissing up to that chump and his chump daughter for the rest of our lives!" Iago squeaked "No, Iago, only until he finds a chump wife! Then he'll have us banished or beheaded!" The bird spoke

"Wait a minute, what if you were the chump husband?"  "What?" Sendak asked "You marry the prince, right? Law doesn't state which gender, and you murser the prince and bam! then you become the King !"

"Marry the prince and I become the King great idea! I love the way your foul little mind works!!" Sendak smiled