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Short story joke - 5

A French man came to England for a holiday but couldn't speak English. He was walking down the street and heard a group of protesters shouting ''Yes to freedom, yes!''. He had now learned the word yes. He made his way to a restaurant , and the waiter was taking too long in the restroom so the crowds of people started shouting ''Knives and forks!'' ''Knives and forks!'' '' Where are our knifves and forks?!!''. The French man had now learned the words Knives and forks Knives and forks. He entered a big hall where a disco was going on. He started dancing to '' Thats the way uh huh uh huh I like it ''. On the way back to his hotel a police officer stopped him. The police officer was holding a picture of a woman in his hands

Police : Did you kill this woman ?

French man : Yes

Police : What did you kill her with ?

French man : Knives and forks Knives and forks

Police man : you're going to jail!

French man : Thats the way uh huh uh huh I like it uh huh uh huh