A kid is at the doctors with his mom. He sees a pregnant lady and goes over to her:
Boy: "Why is your stomach so big?"
Lady: "I'm having a baby!"
Boy: "Is he in your stomach?"
Lady: "Yes"
Boy: "Is he a good baby?"
Lady: "A very good baby!"
Boy: "Then why did you eat him?"
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