A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.
Officer: You were speeding!
Man: No, I wasn't.
Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.
Man: But I wasn't speeding.
Officer: Tell that to the judge!
*The officer gives man the ticket.*
Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?
Officer: Yes, you would.
Man: What if I just thought that you were?
Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.
Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!
-Nick Henry
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