texting taehyung

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October 28, 12:34

You: TAEHYUNG (*'Д｀*)

Taehyung: what?

You: TAEHYUNGGGGGGG

Taehyung: what happened??

You: T A E H Y U N G

You: TAEHYUNSGSGYAVUGAUG

Taehyung: seriously what happened? (O_O)

You: something is really wrong..

You: i'm.....

Taehyung: spit it out

You: IM HUNGRYYYY😤😤

Taehyung: ....................

Taehyung: i- rEALLY Y/N?

Taehyung: are you SERIOUS?!?

You: yes I am!

You: I'm actually VERY serious, I NEED food right now 😔😔✊

Taehyung: ughh Y/N

Taehyung: you actually scared me for a second

Taehyung: i thought you like, accidentally got jimin's head stuck in a bucket again.
that was not a very fun experience

You: well this is actually horrible because I'm going to DIE of HUNGER

You: OH GOD DONT BRING THAT UP. getting jimin's head out of the bucket caused
actual nightmares, i still hear the screams...

You: sorry by the way 👉👈

Taehyung: it's fine

Taehyung: i love you anyways

You: there's still something wrong tho

Taehyung: what

You: I STILL NEED FOOOOOOOOOD

You: iM ABOUT TO DIE FROM HUNGER TAEHYUNG

Taehyung: *face palms*

Taehyung: fine I'll get you food but I'm choosing what we're eating

You: we're?

Taehyung: because I'm eating with you

Taehyung: you know I'm hungry tooooo 🤤🤤

You: oh well I didn't know that 😅

Taehyung: yes because I didn't randomly text it to you

Taehyung: LIKE A NORMAL PERSON 😂😡

You: okay i GET IT, IM SORRY

You: but also, you are nOT A NORMAL PERSON

You: but for real hurry up with my food

Taehyung: you mean OUR food? ;)))

You: yeah yeah

You: whatever just hurry up with the food, mama needs her food

Taehyung: never, call, yourself, mama, again.

Taehyung: and alright, babe

Taehyung: coming in 10 minutes

You: thank you! ❤️

Taehyung: ok see ya later ❤️👋🏻

—

dewygguk is calling...

"hiya, how was your day? also.. a lot of people think "dewygguk" is some sort of ex or jungkook but it's my username and i'm talking to you guys!! i hope this message helps you not get confused in the future."

dewygguk has ended the call.