texting taehyung

the end

that's right people, last fucking chapter right here.

august 12, 4:18pm

you:
aYO wAssUp

minjee:
those two words just made me blind-

you:
stop being so rude 😔✊
i just neeeeeed you to tell jungkook you like him

you:
like you two are my number one ship rn
actin like y'all are best friends, when you guys are secretly in love

minjee:
st0p exposing me
but is it really that obvious?

you:
literally caught you staring at him like 272672 times.
he's just an oblivious rat 🐀

minjee:
what did the kid ever do to you?

you:
the rat didn't give my cookie back so ive got to do something

minjee:
okay but just help me. how am i supposed to just subtly say
"hey i actually liked you this whole time and kind of want to date you."

you:
"KIND OF"

you:
YOU HAVE BEEN CRUSHING ON HIM FOR TWO YEARS
YOU DONT JUST "KIND OF" WANT TO DATE HIM

you:
sorry i snapped. but you guys are perfect for each other

you:
and plus when he pulled you into a kiss when taehyung proposed to me? damn he's definitely into you ;)))

minjee:
but what if he isn't?

you:
then you're dead.

minjee:
what?? what do you mean by dead?

you:
i meant that if he doesn't like you then you're deadly,
cause you'll probably cry and throw a tantrum

you:
*awkward laugh and finger guns*

minjee:
nice save

you:
ikr? im so smart

minjee:
WAIT HE JUST SENT ME A TEXT BRB

you:
damn i thought our friendship came first

you:
unloyal hoe

you:
guess you left me alone to die

minjee:
i was just peeing gosh

you:
woah tmi
NOW go talk

you:
i have ice cream and chocolate just in case

|SWITCHING TO JUNGKOOKIE🐰|

jungkook:
this isn't going to end well! remember the last time you tried doing this?
yOU ACCIDENTALLY SENT THE MESSAGES TO Y/N

jungkook:
holy smokes, what if i accidentally tell minjee that i like her?

jungkook:
that would suckkk

minjee:
you what?

jungkook:
oh shit

jungkook:
im sorry! i was supposed to send that to taehyung
can you pretend this never happened?

minjee:
why would i?

jungkook:
don't tell me that you don't want to be friends anymore

minjee:
no i mean i like you too lol

jungkook:
don't lol me. i thought you didn't like me back :c

minjee:
sorry..........lol

jungkook:
can we start this conversation over? this was a really bad way to
confess

minjee:
sure

jungkook:
minjee can i tell you something?

minjee:
of course junglebook

jungkook:
im-

jungkook:
well i like you a lot

minjee:
lmao the cringe

jungkook:
TAKE IT SERIOUSLY

minjee:
okay okay

minjee:
you do like me?

jungkook:
yes, and i'd like to go take you out on a date

minjee:
i'd love to go dummy

jungkook:
yay! :D

minjee: this situation somehow seems familiar

jungkook: yeahh..

jungkook: it's as if the author is using the same plot at the start because she doesn't know how to end the book...

"dewygguk" has joined the chat!

dewygguk: yo jungkook, why you gotta expose me like that?

minjee: i mean he isn't lying..

dewygguk: not you too minjee..

minjee: sorry dude ;)

"dewygguk" has left the chat!

jungkook: what a coward

dewygguk is calling...

"lmao i hoped you liked that ending, thank you so much for reading texting taehyung, epilogue will be coming soon."

dewygguk ended the call.