texting taehyung

✎|14

「in which you ship taekook」

this is a mess.

april 28th, 4:38 pm

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you:
taehyung, can i ask you something?

taetae:
sure

you:
when are you gonna date jungkook, like
bOi you guys look so cute together. you guys will be the softest
relationship there is

taetae:
w-wHat?

you:
did you just stutter through
text-

taetae:
never mind about that, when am i going to
date jungkook? WHAT, THATS EW

you:
i ship you with him, uGh. just imagine you two together, im
soft by just thinking about it. i can see myself in my bedroom squealing at how cute you guys are

taetae:
y/n you're creeping me out

you:
but i want it to happen, I AM DYING WAIT WHAT IF YOU
CUDDLE TOGETHER OH MY SISGLUYSGUSK

taetae:
why are you saying this :'(
wE are dating y/n.

you:
i will rip my *cries* shinee poster to make taekook
happen, jUst mAkE iT hAppEn

taetae:
not happening any time soon....
and wow that's saying a lot, you love shinee with all your heart,
you love them more than you love food, wOah

you:
don't you like jungkook a little? i mean he's cute, talented, and funny. LIKE JUST GO ON
ONE DATE PLEASE.

taetae:
should i just leave for an hour and come back when you're less crazy?
cause this happened like a month ago, and i thought it stopped-

you:
1) im not crazy
2) a lot of people ship taekook so just make them happy already by dating him
3) you guys look adorable together
4) i will never stop shipping you guys

taetae:
1) im not gay
2) we only see each other as friends
3) I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND WHICH IS YOU

you:
pfhh please you're as straight as a circle

taetae:
im just gonna leave

you:
HAH YOU DIDNT ARGUE WITH ME

taetae:
bye felica

you:
and hello taekook

you added kookie to the chat

you:
ALRIGHT LOVEBIRDS
YOU BETTER START DATING OR I'LL DIE

kookie:
what the fuck?

you:
stop that, babies can't curse

kookie:
im not a baby :(

you:
you are and i have proof.

you:

you:
see!

you:
anyways please dAte tAEhYuNg

kookie:
not this again-

taetae:
sorry.....she's just a bit weird right now

you:
im always weird

kookie:
im just gonna leave

taetae:
i'll join

taetae and kookie have left the chat

you:
well this is bad

—

dewygguk is calling...

"bro can you like not be cute for a second.
ugh i love you"

dewygguk ended the call...