Alternia Residential Complex

Surprise

YOU ARE INVITED

I Am Hosting A Surprise Party For Eridan

You All Are Invited Even If You Do Not Like Him Try To Come Please

Do Not Tell Him

I Have Acquired A Key To His Apartment So If You All Meet Me Outside Of His Apartment At Five O'clock PM I Will Let Us In And We Will Have An Hour Of Preparation

Date: Friday, January 29th

Time: 6:00 PM

Where: Apartment 11 (You Should Know Where That Is)

RSVP: auxiliatrix.grim@kanyam.com

OR: (413)-111-1116

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D --> Hello, Kanaya

D --> 100k, in terms of the party

D --> I am afraid that Nepeta will want to go

D --> And would be quite % with me if I did not let her

D --> But I must act as a good e%ample

D --> And not attend

D --> I hope there is no bad b100d between us

Hello Equius

That's Alright

Although I Have To Ask

Why You Have A Particular Aversion To This Party

Do You Dislike Surprises In General

Or

D --> Oh no surprises are quite fine

D --> I am just

D --> 100k, let's just say I'm not 100% certain that Mr. Ampora is an upstanding character

Are You Implying That I

As His Girlfriend

Am A Bad Judge Of Character

D --> What

D --> No

D --> That would be 100dicrous

Mm Hmm

D --> I apologize profusely if that's how it came across

D --> I

D --> I am in dire need of a towel

Equius It's Fine I Was Joking

D --> Oh

D --> Hrk

D --> I

Equius Seriously It's Fine

I Mean I Have Met Him

I Realize He Generally Comes Across As An Arrogant Douchebag

D --> Well, there is no need to be 100d about it

D --> But yes

Haha

Yes Well

He Seems To Make That Sort Of Impression On People

But He's Actually Not That Bad

Once You Get To Know Him

D --> Hmm

Would You Please Come

It Would Mean A Lot To Both Him And Me

D --> Well