Go memorize your times table.

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Me: *just walking around when I overhear two people's conversation*

Older cousin: No! It's 34!

Dad's Disciple(lol): No! It's 27!

Older Cousin: Why don't you count it with your fingers!? You'll see, it's 34.

Dad's Disciple: *tries to do finger math* How do you do this again...?

Me: *goes to them* 

Dad's Disciple and Older Cousin: *notices but doesn't say anything to me*

Dad's disciple: 6 x 6 is 36, right...?

Me and Older Cousin: Yeah.

Dad's Disciple: So 6 x 4 is...?

Me: It's 24... Wait. *finds out* AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!! You forgot the times tables!!?? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

Older Cousin: Oh, right!! It was 24!!

Dad's Disciple: Yeah!! It IS 24!! I forgot!!

Older Cousin: *laughs at dad's disciple* At least my guess is a bit near!! 34 and 24!! While you said 27!! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Me: =__= Seriously?

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