Molester Level: Ice Cream

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At Seven-Eleven...

Me, Brother, Mom and Dad: *sitting on a chair while eating really big iice cream*

Mom: *eating ice cream seriously*

Me, Brother and Dad: *teases each others' licking style(ehehe)*

Dad: *doesn't want ice cream anymore* *shows ice cream to random little boy beside us* Do you want this, little boy?

Mom and Brother: Daddy's so saintly... (my mom calls my father as daddy)

Me: Dad! Your saliva is there! Your so-- ugh. *couldn't say the word*

Little Boy: *shakes head as he smiles*

Dad: *shrugs* *looks for next victim*

*sees the little boy's sister(I think)* 

*shows ice cream to little girl* 

Me: Dad! I told you, your saliva (is there)!!

Dad: *ignores me* Do you want some ice cream?

Little girl: *shakes head* 

Me: *face palm* You molester...

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