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Ladybird is Calling...

*Unknown picks up*

Well, to what, do I owe the pleasure of you calling me ladybird

I pressed on your number by accident don't get it twisted

If you say so

I'm being honest but ok whatever

So what's your name

Fifi forget-me-not

No it's not, anyways Fifi and the flowertots was my shit-wait forget I said that

*laughs hysterically*

Anyways what is your name

*laughing still*

Ok it's not that funny

Fine my name is Dora *sniggers*

You're not gonna tell me your name anytime soon are you 

No

Well fine, I gonna tell you my name anyways

...........

It's Eric 

Great now I'm thinking of the little mermaid, Let me guess you have a girlfriend called Ariel  * Laughs*

I wish... but no I'm not dating anyone

Awe are you gonna to be forever alone

Who knows 

That's depressing

Whatever, are you taken Ladybird 

No, but I kind of have a crush on this guy but I'm not spilling any tea on that

Good luck with that then

I not gonna tell him, but thanks

Why not?

I would have a panic attack, and besides I don't think he's interested in me anyways

There are plenty of fish out in the sea

Oh well

Wanna join the forever alone club

No, because you're gonna find your Ariel and then I'll be the only member

That's not gonna happen Ladybird

If you say so....wait I just realised that you've been calling me Ladybird this entire time

*laughs* that's what I've saved you as on my phone

That's a weird pet name

I think it's cute 

Right...

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