Wrong Number (Discontinued)

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Eric is Calling....

*Ladybird picks up*

Thanks to you my love for Llamas with hats has grown

I feel so honoured

Is that sarcasm I hear young lady

Yes sir

I'm so done with you

That should be my line

Whatever

Duuuuude

Whaaaaaat

I don't know I just felt like saying that

Oh yeah now that I think about it, you said you had a crush last time right, I know you said you aren't going to do anything about it, but I think you should give it a shot

About that....

What happened Ladybird

Yesterday at work I walked in on him and his boyfriend making out

Oh

Oh

..........

He was so surprised to see me, he literally apologised and begged for me to not tell anyone, the boyfriend just stood there, it was so awkward *laughs*

Are you sure your ok, I mean you liked him didn't you, don't you feel upset

It was a little crush, I'll get over it

If you say so

I promise you Eric I'm fine

Ok, good

........

Like I said last time there are plenty of fish in the sea

I know *laughs*

And I'm one of them

Oh my god, why are you so smooth

Because I am, it's a gift

*snorts*

I'm stating facts Ladybird don't snort at me

You know, you're something else Eric

Yes I am a true blessing to this planet, I mean if I wasn't here the world would be a dimmer place

Don't get ahead of yourself there mate

Excuse me

You're excused

Ladybird why are denying the truth

Eric why are you telling lies

*laughs*

*laughs*

Whatever is developing here is going to be amazing, maybe even beautiful

If you say so Eric, if you say so