Wrong Number (Discontinued)

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Eric is Calling....

*Ladybird Picks up*

Hey Eric

Hey  Ladybird

How's life

Not bad, you?

It's alright, actually earlier I baked some cupcakes, that was pretty fun

Lemme guess chocolate

Nope lemon

Where's mine

Sorry I don't share *chuckles*

I would totally share cupcakes with you if I made them

Oh really now

No I'm lying, I would keep them all to myself

Thank you for telling the truth

No problem

Red

Erm Blue

White

Are we just saying random colours

Yup, also notice how we just said the colours of the French flag

Aren't those colours in the Neverland flag as well or am I wrong

I don't know to be honest, I'm rubbish when it comes to flags

Greece

Italy

England

Russia, oh my gawd I love the Russian accent, also French is pretty hot and I
like me some Irish too

Well that was random

And listing country names out of the blue isn't

Touché

Let's be random

Ok

The sky

Maaaa baaaaby

What the actual hell *dies of laughter* erm 15 degrees

It's risen to 100

It's gone back done, and also ice cream

Children like potatoes

My imaginary turtle is married to its stuffed teddy bear

I live in a castle and I'm secretly a prince shhh don't tell anyone

Ok baby, I'm an evil sorceress that has a pet unicorn

Did you just call me baby

I think I'm high on mushrooms and chocolate chips

Ok and I am high on sherbet

I also have a doughnut that has lots of sprinkles, I shall name her DeeDee

DeeDee should meet my friend doughnut, his name is Beau

Do I smell BeauDee

Yes BeauDee is real and beautiful

We vivid

More like we're livid

Let's take a pivot

To the beach

Where we'll dance with the seagulls and get high on sand with the crabs

BeauDee would of course join us

Of course they would

Let's crash

Into a tree and fly to the sky

Let's shake our maracas

At the club full of shady ducks

Then we'll get tattoos of a smirking emoji

Asda

Asda is my lifeline, she's my darling

Burger King more like Burger Queen

That was so bad *laughing hysterically*

Tomatoe babies

Live in mauritus

And chill with the extinct dodo birds

I don't want this to end but my mums at the door, so I'll call you later

Alright my dude, I'll talk to you later

Ok bye Ladybird

Bye Eric

*Eric hangs up*