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71.

Dialing Operator Shana . . .

Call Connected.

"Ohyo ye yo! Yo yo yo, I'm Operator S-H-A-N-A on yo line, yo! How may I help ya? Break it down, yo!~"

"Wooohhh!! Break it down!"

"I'm breaking down, yo!"

"Hah?!"

"Wala, ang sabi ko. . . break it down, yo!"

"Ang cool naman ng spiel mo, ohyo ye yo!"

"Haha, gayang-gaya mo yung spiel ko ah. Yo, yo!"

"Syempre naman. . . I'm T-Z-U-Y-U on yo line, yo!"

"Nice. You got 'em good rhyming with dem lines, bruuuuuh."

"Hahahahahaha!! Ang galing mo rin pala sa slang ano? I thought you were just speaking formal language."

"Come on, Tzu! I'm still a teen like you, and being somewhat 'good' at speaking formal doesn't mean I don't have to learn 'bout those slangs. So, break it down with dem slangs bruuuuh!"

"Break it down. . . with dem slangs!"

". . ."

"Shana?"

"Yes?"

"I missed you, unnie."

"Really?"

"Totally."

"Uhm, hey. . . how are you by the way?"

"I'm fine, unnie! How about you?"

"Breaking down, yo."

"Ehhhhh, seryoso kasi eh!"

"Joke lang. Okay lang naman ako. Thanks for asking."

"Shana. . ."

"Oh? Yo? Ye yo!"

"Hahaha. Seryoso kasi."

"O sige, seryoso na."

"Hindi ka ba pwedeng magpakilala sa akin?"

". . ."

"Yaaaaah! Don't sigh!"

"Hindi nga. Sorry, Tzu."

"Why?"

"Come on. . . we need to hide our identity from our callers, it's also a way of protecting the hotline's reputation for some kind of reasons. Remember that we operators of GH are pretty 'famous' when it comes to our callers but we really do have simple lives behind all of these, and because of that, we need to have different alter egos. Ya know, Shana's not my real name. . . you knew it already, right?"

"Hmmm."

"And if our identities as operators of GH gets loose, we will lose our job. Tsaka isa pa, I love my job and this is everything to me. I'm no good at doing any other jobs than being an operator of a customer service hotline. So, hope you understand."

"Okay."

"Understand?"

"Understand."

"I'm sorry, Tzu. I'm still your best friend right?"

"Yeah."

"Best. . . friend. . . lang, right?"

"Oh."

". . ."

". . ."

". . ."

"Nalilito na ako!!!"

Call Disconnected.

"I'm sorry if I made it hard, Tzuyu."