BANTAY BAKLA 169
Jeongyeon: Sheyt guys ano ba 'tong nangyayari
Jeongyeon: WUZ IZ HAPPENING IN D WORLD
Jeongyeon: I just found a fancy box outside our door with a letter.
Jeongyeon: Walang laman yung box pero may nakasulat sa letter
Mina: Ano ba nakasulat doon?
Jeongyeon: sHeYt aNg cReEpY
Jihyo: Ah so 'yan yung nakasulat sa letter? Wews ang creepy nga
Jeongyeon: Hindi 'yan!!
Jeongyeon: "Let's have a deal, and you'll get what you want."
Jeongyeon: Ayan yung nakasulat sa letter
Tzuyu: . . .
Tzuyu: Guys.
Tzuyu: I think that's for me.
Tzuyu: An unknown number has been texting me the same. I got so creeped out so I blocked it.
Mina: Nako. Baka stalker mo 'yan Tzu.
Jihyo: Kaya nga eh. Putek bibili ako ng double lock sa apartment natin baka kidnapin niya ang bebe natin!!
Jeongyeon: Tanga wala ka ngang pambayad sa wifi bibili ka pa ng double lock juice colored
Mina: Guys, 'wag na mag-away oh. Sagot ko na wifi natin this month basta manahimik at magpaka-tino muna kayo ngayon okay?
Jeongyeon: AYUN NAMAN PALA HAHAHAHA GEH JIHYO PAYAG NA AKO BILI KA DOUBLE LOCK, ISA SA MAIN DOOR AT ISA SA KWARTO NAMIN NI MINA HEHE
Jihyo: Ulol mo walang kayo
Jeongyeon: Pero nagje-jerjeran kami ulol mo rin ./.
Mina: GUYS MANAHIMIK MUNA KAYO SERYOSONG USAPAN KASE!
Tzuyu: Guilty hahaha.
Tzuyu: So ayun, ang creepy nga po talaga.
Tzuyu: Guys tulungan niyo 'ko.
Tzuyu: I feel unsafe now.
Jihyo: Shhhh Tzu, don't worry, we're here.
Jihyo: Marami tayong malalapad na cutting board, matutulis na kutsilyo plus gunting na ewan ko kung MaTuLiS din kung sakaling papasok 'yang stalker mo dito sa atin
Tzuyu: But unnies, I feel like that stalker's with me everywhere I go.
Mina: Wag ka nang mag-alala.
Jeongyeon: Kaya nga, Tzu. Kami bahala sa'yo.
Tzuyu: . . .
Tzuyu: Ang creepy talaga.
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conflicts and plot twists comin' up. . . but i'm not going to make it much more heavy and complicated though, i don't want you to be mad at me again for this. lol. i love youuuuuu.
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