Scomiche Oneshots 2

tweets #10

*I haven't wrote one of these in a while! I hope you guys enjoy! Love • Bree ❤️

• These are going to be from Mitch's account 💚 They are in no typical order!

• Woke up to Scott kicking his legs in the air in his sleep. I don't know what kind of dream he was having but I might have to sleep on the couch or wake his ass up.

• Update: Scott said he was a horse in his dream last night 😂🐴 I promise he wasn't drinking!

• I think Scott and I heard Liam masturbating last night. I honestly don't know who taught him that 🤭

• Currently shopping for a new wardrobe for Hudson! My middle boy is getting so tall and nothing fits him!

• Sophia is now six years old! Happy birthday baby girl! I can't believe she is already six! Where has the time gone? 😭

• Isabella wrote her name perfectly! She got all her letter right and near as she can! So proud of my Issy! 👧🏻❤️✍🏻

• Daisy and Lucy have literally been chasing each other for five minutes 🐶🐶

• Wyatt and Amelia have the sweetest bond I love it so much 👧🏻🐱

• Sophia and Isabella love to match their outfits, it's really cute ❤️👧🏼👧🏻

• Sawyer had his first Christmas performance today! He was an elf! 😍💙

• Taking the six kids to Toys R Us to find gifts for Secret Santa! 🎅🏻

• Isabella was trying to teach Sawyer how to write his name but he wasn't having it. 😂✍🏻👧🏻👦🏼

• Hudson finally beat his Pokémon game! I only know because Hudson was screaming and jumping up and down. 👦🏼😘

• Scott loves to cuddle on the couch with me even though I always fall off 😊

• Amelia has been talking up a storm lately! Her voice is so high pitched and cute 😍

• Whoever thought of elf on the shelf sucks because I'm stuck doing it 😩

• Liam and his friends are watching football and are screaming so much. Meanwhile Scott and I just watch to find hot guys. 😅

• I found Amelia sitting on the toilet in Scott and I's bedroom and nearly falling in because the seat was up. I think she might be ready to potty train 😭

• Scott is currently being attacked by four of the kids 😂👧🏼👧🏻👦🏼👧🏻

• Wyatt literally shit on my blanket. I was wondering I was why I was smelling shit💩

• Scott always gives me the best back rubs 😌

• Daisy has fleas! Send help!

• Scott and I are those parents that wait until Christmas Eve to wrap. 🎁

• Scott seriously hates wrapping and he always screws me up.

• Scott and I are currently drinking wine at 10am. No regrets 😂🍷🍷

• These are going to be from Scott's account 💙 They are in no typical order!

• Hudson just had a huge growth spurt and literally nothing fits him!

• Isabella wrote her name perfectly! Proud Papa! 👧🏻

• Woke up Daisy and Lucy ripping the blankets off of me. Thanks pups! 🐶🐶

• I think I may have heard Liam doing something you know.. let's just say a boy activity 👀

• Happy birthday my first baby girl, Sophia Noelle Grassi-Hoying! How is she six already 😭👧🏼

• Mitch and I have been stuck in Toys R Us for almost three hours. SOS 😩

• Sawyer had his first Christmas performance today! Sawyer the elf was so cute 😍💚

• Mitch and I just bought Lucy, Wyatt and Daisy matching sweaters 🐶🐱🐶

• Daisy and Lucy hate the elf on the shelf. They always knock him down.

• Wyatt decided to poop on Mitch's blanket 💩😂🐱

• All three of my girls are cuddling with me and we are watching my little pony. #PapaLife 🦄

• Sophia and Isabella insisted that Lucy took a bath with them 😂👧🏼🐶👧🏻

• I wanna adopt another pet but Mitch won't let me☹️

• Daisy has fleas and Mitch has used four cans of Lysol trying to kill the fleas.

• Isabella told me a story one of her friends told her and I tried not to laugh but it was almost impossible. The story was her friend watching his parents having sex 😂👏🏻

• Hudson and I are playing Pokémon Pictionary and he keeps saying I'm drawing all of them wrong. 🤷🏼‍♂️

• Liam wants ramps to ride his skate board and bike on outside and Mitch is like hell no 😂

• Had a sandwich on end table, had to pee and walked back in to an empty plate. Thanks Lucy 😑

• Mitch found Amelia sitting on our toilet. I think she is ready to be potty trained.

• Mitch fell asleep while online shopping. He's so cute 😍😴

• Sawyer used half of my hair gel and he looks like Alfalfa 😂👦🏼

• Mitch and I have been busy wrapping presents all night. Oops 😂🎁

• Currently trapped in bed because Mitch, Daisy, Lucy and Wyatt are all around me fast asleep 👨🏻🐶🐶🐱

• Waking up to Mitch sleeping in my arms is my favorite thing 😊💚

• Drinking wine at 10am because I can 😂