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7:52pm

unknown
hi this is park jihoon

soojung
oh hello

jihoon
how are you

soojung
i'm good, thank you
soojung
how about you?

jihoon
i'm good, thank you
jihoon
so i want your opinion on my halloween costume
jihoon
do you really think i'm not scary enough to be a zombie

soojung
honestly, yes, you're just too cute for it
soojung
i can't see you being a zombie

jihoon
what about superman

soojung
you aren't manly enough for that one

jihoon
what do you mean
jihoon
i'm very manly
jihoon
i'm the embodiment of testosterone

soojung
sure
soojung
and i'm the embodiment of all things hot

jihoon
so you are on my side

soojung
where did you get that idea

jihoon
because of what you said
jihoon
'and i'm the embodiment of all things hot'

soojung
um
soojung
that was a lie

jihoon
no it's not
jihoon
so
jihoon
i am the embodiment of testosterone

soojung
but
soojung
like
soojung
i was making a false statement
soojung
because your statement is false

jihoon
but like
jihoon
that's a lie

soojung
what is

jihoon
your statement being false
jihoon
trust me
jihoon
you are hot like tabasco
jihoon
as a boy i can testify

soojung
um
soojung
thanks?

jihoon
you're welcome

10:36pm

jihoon
hi this is woojin
jihoon
i would just like to apologize for jihoon
jihoon
he was supposed to call you beautiful but he called you hot instead
jihoon
do not worry
jihoon
i did slap him for you