Fluff
Word count: 1316
Author: sparksfly7 on AO3
Additional characters: members from the group - red velvet
Inspiration: Heavily based on their latest Weekly Idol episode. Basically just everyone making fun of Wendy and Joy making fun of everyone minus her baby Yerim.
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Sooyoung and Yerim spend half the ride home after Weekly Idol teasing Wendy about her "unnie is delicious" slip of the tongue.
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Sooyoung and Yerim spend half the ride home after Weekly Idol teasing Wendy about her "unnie is delicious" slip of the tongue. Even the thought sounds dirty in her head, so she shakes it to clear it and ends up whacking Joohyun in the face with her hair.
Joohyun winces, rubbing her eye.
"Sorry!" Wendy says hurriedly, frantically running her fingers over Joohyun's face. "Are you okay?"
Joohyun pulls Wendy's hand away but doesn't let go of it. "Yeah, I'm fine."
"Be careful," Sooyoung says. "Leader unnie's face is our money-maker."
Yerim gives a teasing smile. "Are you still sad that the MCs didn't like your #70 Most Beautiful Face pose?"
Sooyoung keeps her chin high. "They don't know how to appreciate beauty."
Wendy hears the conversation in her peripheral earshot, but she has no peripheral vision at the moment, her eyes focused on Joohyun and only Joohyun. "Are you okay?" she repeats.
"Yeah, I'm fine. Really." Joohyun sounds amused. "You just got some hair in my face. I'm not that fragile."
"You have to protect your face so you can beat Seulgi next year," Sooyoung says.
"I think you're the one who wants to beat her," Yerim says.
"I expected unnie to be on the list," Seulgi says. "Maybe they're just choosing some younger people."
Joohyun scowls at her. "I'm only three years older than you, you know."
"That's like half the lifespan of a rabbit."
"What does a rabbit have to do with—"
Wendy pats her hand. "It's okay. I don't think you're old."
"You don't count," Sooyoung says dismissively.
"Why not?"
"Because – you think she's delicious."
Wendy's cheeks fill with heat. "I was talking about the soup!"
"Sure," Sooyoung says, dragging out the word.
Wendy turns to Joohyun, only to see her clearly fighting back a smile, although her eyes have lost the battle.
"You did almost give us away there."
"Sorry," Wendy says sheepishly.
"It's okay," Sooyoung says. "Freudian slips are common."
"What slip?" Seulgi asks. "Is that like a special way of falling?"
They all burst out laughing, with Seulgi still looking at them in confusion.
Sooyoung pets Seulgi on the head. "I think you can make the top 100 dumbest people list too."
"Yah, Park Sooyoung!"
"Unnie," Sooyoung adds sweetly.
"Freudian refers to Sigmund Freud, who was a famous psychologist," Wendy explains. "He had a lot of theories that...um..."
