BILL: "I like walking on ice, because there's always this risk that you might slip and crack your skull open. Keeps me on my toes"
RICHIE: "I'm a man! I watched the My Little Pony movie and only cried six times!"
EDDIE: "don't ever say that again or I will burn you at the stake"
STAN: "it's not a party until someone tries to kill themselves"
MIKE:
Mike: "Hey friends!"
Stan: "shut the fuck up"
Mike: "Alrrrrigght" :)
BEN: "my idea date would probably be...weenie hut juniors"
BEVERLY
Ben: do you want a hug?
Bev: I want a cigarette
HENRY: "Cannibalism isn't that bad now that I think about it"
VICTOR: "me? Smoke the devils lettuce? Never!"
