BILL: I know exactly what I want to do when we get home ;)
STAN: try to put my cat in pants?
BILL: exactly
EDDIE: /phone chimes/ Richie are you texting me?
RICHIE: mhm
EDDIE: we're literally laying next to each other
RICHIE: your point?
BEVERLY: (sleeping)
BEN: (whispers) Babe- BABE
BEVERLY: what?
BEN: I like you :)
EDDIE: so anyway (looks over at Richie) oh babe can you get my phone over there?
RICHIE: did you just call me babe?
EDDIE: ...yeah?
RICHIE: (disgusted look)
EDDIE: We're dating dumbass
STAN: Now when you meet my mom do NOT mention the hotboxing incident
BILL: I think my brother heard us making out
STAN: ...so do you wanna stop or?
BILL: ??? No????
HENRY: (watching TV with Victor)
VICTOR: (does that one *yawn and puts arm around you* move)
HENRY:
VICTOR:
HENRY: (pulls out switchblade) try me bitch
-yes both me and my boyfriend own switchblades no joke
RICHIE: (on the phone with Eddie) I miss vine
EDDIE: I miss you :(
RICHIE: ...lol ok anyway, I miss VINE and—
BILL: (holding Richie's hand)
RICHIE: so do you want to hang out tomorrow ?
BILL: (sighs) I guess
RICHIE: what?
BILL: well I was hoping I wouldn't have to see your ugly face again but if you insist
/Eddie and Richie on a date/
WAITER: what will it be today?
EDDIE: (looks at Richie) don't
RICHIE:
EDDIE:
RICHIE: mmm lemmie get a mcpick two
EDDIE: (Sighs)
