BILL
-just found out my birthday is the same day I was born! Life is crazy! :D
-"you killed Kevin heart!!"
-"welcome to bible study- we're all children of jesus!"
RICHIE
-"yo what's the scoop?"
-"I mean four female ghostbusters? The feminists are taking over! (I'm an adult virgin!)"
-"dad look it's the good kush!" (Stan probably: "this is the dollar store how good can it be?)
EDDIE
-"hey so I just found out about ISIS *clicks tongue* not good"
-"hahaha I do that :)"
-"it's free real estate"
STAN
-"this is why mom doesn't FUCKING love you"
-"look it's a bird dude it knows what's good"
-"oh fuck- I can't believe you've done this"
MIKE
-"country boyyyyy I love youuuuu" 👅
-"gimmie my hat back Jordan!"
-"wait oh yes wait a minute mr. postman"
BEN
-"hello in squidward //ugly cackling//"
-"Hi welcome to Chilis!"
-"Hurricane Katrina? More like hurricane tortilla!"
BEVERLY
-"are you sure about that?"
-(has anyone ever told you you look like Beyoncé?) "Nah they usually tell me I look like Shalisa
-"hey I'm lesbian..." "I thought you where American"
BONUS: GEORGIE
-"Guess what I'm eating?- popcorrnnn!"
