[losers club as vines/ requested]
RICHIE: This is how I walk into my grandmas house! *walking into Stan's living room* what's up BIOTCH!
STAN: (under his breath) oh my god
RICHIE: *shoots gun at the ceiling*
STAN: *falls off couch* this is why Eddie doesn't FUCKING love you!
EDDIE: ok this is both of ours first times are you sure you know what to do?
RICHIE: Babe I got this...XBOX ON!
RICHIE: If someone is trying to put you down for what you like, it doesn't matter...AS LONG AS SONIC IS ONE OF THOSE THINGS- THAT YOU LIKE THATS-
BEVERLY: *smoking*
RICHIE: (turns to the camera) w o w
BILL: so is this gonna be a thing? :) like.. me and you?
STAN: uhhhh
BILL: ???
STAN: uhh h
BILL:
STAN: MY DICK FELL OFF
RICHIE: (talking to his future child) well, son you're getting to that age...I think it's time you learned how to destroy that pussy
STAN: *Richie and Bill beating the shit out of each other* can I get a waffle?....can I PLEASE get a waffle?
BILL: Hey Stan look it's the good kush
STAN: this is the dollar store how good can it be?
EDDIE: you know what- you're in time out! Get on top of the fridge! GET UP THERE!
RICHIE: This House is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE
HENRY: I mean four female ghostbusters? The feminists are taking over! (I'm an adult virgin!)
BEN: (recording) in top of the city! :D
RICHIE: (swings in) I'm livin life! Y'all broke motherfuckers just hatin!
BEN: ok...
STAN: (grabbing ice cream out of the freezer)
MIKE: Sir this is a crime scene!
STAN: What is this the murder weapon?! GET OFF MY DICK!
RICHIE: dude ask your mom if she can sleep over
EDDIE: what?
RICHIE: what?
EDDIE: don't you mean if I can sleep over?
RICHIE: (long pause)...n o
BEN: anyone ever tell you you look like Beyoncé?
BEVERLY:...Nah they usually tell me I look like Beverly
BEN: who the fuck is that?
BEVERLY: Me
STAN: Hey bro can I get a sip of that water?
BEV: it's not water ;)
STAN: Vodka! I like your styl—
BEV: it's vinegar
STAN: what
BEV: it's vinegar- PUSSY
STAN: today's forecast, we can clearly see. That's somebody got me FUCKED UP. FucKED UP.
HENRY: what the FUCK is up Bill?! No what did you say dude what the FUCK dude- step the FUCK up Bill
EDDIE: yo what's the scoop?
RICHIE: (rides in) peNIS (crashes into a car)
PENNYWISE: *jumps out at Bill*
BILL: AH!- stop! I coulda dropped my croissant!
GEORGIE: Woahh! (Bag of chips falls on him) hurricane katrina? More like hurricane tortilla!
PENNYWISE(as Georgie): Hey Bill you want some?
BILL: this bitch empty- YEET!
STAN: (to Bill) I love you bitch (strums guitar)
BILL: oh my god
STAN: I aint goin never stop lovin you-BITCH
TEACHER: um Henry can you read number 23 for the class?
HENRY: no I can not! (Turns to camera) what up? I'm Henry, I'm 15 and I never fuckin learned how to read!
BILL: hey uh- today my brother pushed me so I'm starting a kickstarter to put him down- the benefits are that I'd be pushed way less
MIKE: Pepsi bottle- a Coca Cola glass, I don't give a damn
RICHIE: yo what we about to do?
EDDIE: yo! Drink this vodka down the hatch
EDDIE: (takes one sip)
EDDIE: (throws up)
I can't think of anymore anyway RIP Vine I can't wait for your comeback
