[COMPLETED] Overwatch one shots + AU's

Hackers and Gamers ( d.va x sombra / shadowbunny )

( when things are bracketed, it means they are translations of a word in a different language, eg.
"Hola Amigo."
[ hello friend. ] )
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"Urgh!"

"Hnng!"

"Argh!"

"HAHA! Get REKT scrubs!" Hana yelled, throwing the game controller above her head In joy.

Her pink-polished nails dug into the Dorito bag to scavenge any crumbs left.

"Can't believe we got beat by a chick.."
"Bet you ¥300 she's boosted." Some guys in her lobby said in doubt of their defeat.

Hana scoffed. "Ahaha!~ You losers are pathetic! Get used to carrying the L! Rematch!" She yelled giggling maliciously.

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Angela's eye twitched. Her nails scratched at the wine glass she held in her hand as she glared at the noise coming from upstairs.

"Angela, are you alright?" Faheera said, comforting her.

Angela smiled sweetly. "Why yes, Faheera! I'm completely great!" She hummed.

*heard from upstairs*
"I NEED HEALING! Are you newbies expecting me to 1v6 this whole match? Come on! 게임을 향상 시키십시오!~"
[ step up your game!~ ]

Faheera took a sip of her drink awkwardly grinning.

Angela sighed. "Give me just a moment Faheera~". She instantly took her bittersweet-honey aura upstairs.

Her peach heels making dainty clicks and her platinum blonde pony tail bobbing with each step.

She swiftly opened up the door and frowned at the Dorito-munching gremlin sitting on the floor clicking away at her controller aggressively.

Hana averted her eyes from the screen.
"Oh hai Angie!~ Could you get me some more Doritos? Thanks!~"

Angela scowled.

"Oh and maybe some Mountain Dew?" She added.

"THATS IT!" She yelled pulling out the plug. Hana's stomach dropped and her mouth gawked open.

"Hana!  We have guests downstairs! Come and greet them, or if that's too much to bare, atleast keep your volume down!" Angela assertively said.

She spun her heel, facing backwards.
"Dinners in 10." She remarked, strutting away down the hall.

"바보.." Hana mumbled.
[ fool.. ]

"젊은 아가씨가 입 다니다." Angela replied, laughing.
[ watch your mouth young lady! ]

Hana nearly choked on her Dorito.

"I used to take Korean too, I've actually been stationed there once. I'm not as foolish as what meets the eye." She sighed, walking down the stairs.

Hana sulked, she kicked the empty Dorito packet under her bed somewhere with the countless others.

"I wish I had a video game..." she pouted.

"Hola Amiga~". Sombra appeared, sitting balanced on the bed back frame.
[ Hello friend~ ]

Hana jumped, the powerless controller leapt out of her hands, making a loud thud on the floor. Hana scowled.

"Sombra... what are you doing here? You dirty cheater!" She spat bitterly.

"Ooh haha... ouch! I just care to say Hi cariño~ you know me, I always come to catch up with old friends!" She giggled, fixing her hair.

"You think we're friends? Pft! Dream on!~". Hana growled.

Sombra stood up with that same mischievous grin plastered on her face. She stood an inch away from Hana.

"Oh? I though we were MUCH more than 'friends' querida~." Sombra rasped, tracing a perfectly pointed manicure along Hana's shoulder.
[ darling~ ]

Hana blushed, masking her appalled expression. "Wh-..What do you want?!" She cried.

Sombra's nail halted at Hana's shoulder, she took her hand off, and instead took Hana's chin between her index finger and thumb, pulling her face closer to hers.
"Well, a little birdie told me sweet Miss Hana had no video games?"

Hana nodded, gulping.

Sombra smiled before realising Hana from her grasp. "In that case.."

She pulls out a 3DS. "I've got just the thing for you!~" She hummed, dangling it just above Hana's height.

Hana gawked at the DS like a dog drooling over Thanksgiving leftovers.

"Gimme!" She yaps, repeatedly jumping and trying to snatch the DS being waved above her.

"You can have it chica, but for one thing in return...~" Sombra says, stroking the DS.
[ cutie, ]

Hana gasps. "What is it?".

"A kiss." Sombra squeaks, pouting her lips. Hana yelps.

With other 'clients', Sombra finds herself needing to threaten/blackmail them with information to get what she wants, but with Hana, she knew this alone was an irresistible offer.

"hmmmghrghh... FINE!" Hana yells.

Before Sombra has a chance to react, Hana's hands grab her purple tank-top by both sides and pull her in for a peck on the lips.

At first contact Hana tasted peppermint, and smelled lavender body mist. She slowly pulled away, her expression being slightly eased yet curious.

Sombra who was bright red tossed the DS to Hana, who quickly snapped out of her lovey-dovey phase and opened the handheld console.

Sombra trembled with her words. "Uhm alright then..." She giggles nervously.

"Were you eating Doritos...?" Sombra squeaked, wrinkling up her nose. Hana puffed her cheeks. "Sh..Shut up!" She yelled.

Sombra stood up and leaned on the door.

"You know... I looovee~ Doritos..." She winked, before disappearing somewhere into the house.

Hana sighed, she opened the DS up and turned it on, only to be greeted with no game, but a blank, black screen with purple picked text in the centre.

' e-mail me;
oliviathespykid7@losmuertos.com ♡'

Hana squinted her she in disbelief.

"농담 해!!!!!! SOMBRA!!!".
[ Are you kidding me! ]