Mary Sue: (noun) an idealized and seemingly perfect fictional character with little to no flaws.
"Mary Sues" is a book chock-full of those characters we love to hate. They can be found almost anywhere, from DeviantArt to fanfiction sites, these repu...
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When I saw this on DeviantArt, I couldn't even believe my eyes. I looked into it, and I regret it with all my heart and soul.
This character was so insanely and unbelievably bad, and it was so stereotypical I barely made it out of her bio alive.
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Hi! My name is Sage.
Do you have a last name?
Let me tell you about myself. Here's a bit about me..
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For one, I am very outgoing and introverted. I LOVE writing and reading, and I am definitely the fastest flyer in my tribe.
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I am sort of.. bullied at my school. I'm told that I am a freak because my eyes are.. different-
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w h e r e d i d i g o w r o n g
-and because my wings.
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What did anybody ever do to deserve this? What were you thinking? Wings? STOP. JUST STOP.
I can make my wings disappear at will, of course-
Oh yes, obviously. Of course you can make your wings disappear, everybody knows that.
-but one of the people at my school saw me reveal them when I thought I was alone.
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Oh my goodness, we were not expecting that! She's gonna lose her reputation! Everybody will hate her! Omg we've never seen anything like this..
She took my picture, and now I was taken into captivity at a zoo.
The heck? That's called kidnapping and it's illegal. Somebody would call the police! And even if she did go to the zoo, why couldn't she just hide her wings?
After I escaped-
How? How did you do that? Aren't people going to go looking for you?
-I soon found that I had gained the ability to communicate with animals, due to living with them for over three years.
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I have two dogs, and I've lived with them for almost four years. Why can't I speak fluent animal-ise? This is absurd.
I have a pet leopard, and I am not ashamed.
Why would you be? How did you get a leopard? That's not legal. How would you feed it? Take care of it? Tame it? What the heck-
THE END.
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Well, that wraps up our interesting encounter with Sage who doesn't have a last name! Don't forget to vote and add to your library for new Sues on Wednesdays and Fridays. Thanks for reading!
If you ever find any Mary Sues, don't forget to PM me a link!
I'm outta here.
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