Chase Freewilder (Incredibly Offensive)

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You know those characters that are just based off of how you want to be? I think most of us have made a character like that, and this disgusting creature was tucked away on DeviantArt, the usual.

Name: I'm Chase Tyler Freewilder

Name: I'm Chase Tyler Freewilder

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Gender: I'm a girl.. can you not see me?

No, we can't, because thankfully, you don't exist.

Sexuality: Ew, I'm straight!

OKAY, I don't care if you're straight, or even if you just don't support the LGBTQ+, but this is not okay

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OKAY, I don't care if you're straight, or even if you just don't support the LGBTQ+, but this is not okay. It's not disgusting, but then again, you don't spend enough time in the mirror to know what "disgusting" really is.

 It's not disgusting, but then again, you don't spend enough time in the mirror to know what "disgusting" really is

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Age: I'm 12.. uh.. why?

BECAUSE YOU PUT THE FREAKING QUESTION THERE. We don't care. You wrote the question, don't complain about answering it?

 You wrote the question, don't complain about answering it?

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