i do not own any of these
1) even in an infinite universe, i'd pick this you.
2) are you mcdonald's szechuan sauce? because up until a few days ago i didn't even know you existed, but now you're all i want.
3) come ride this pickle dick
4) i turned myself into a pickup line, morty! i'm tinder rick!
5) how would you like to wub a lub my dub dub?
6) would you let me reach your second dimension?
7) if you'll be mine, i promise i won't leave for twenty years.
8) will you jack off a monster with me?
9) i don't know about seeds, but i've got two other things you can try to shove up your ass.
10) will you squanch with me?
YOU ARE READING
the rick and morty bible
Randomdo it for grandpa and read my story. don't wander too deep, you may never find your way out of this thing i like to call the rick and morty fandom. check my rick-uestions chapter if you want to request something.
