05. rick up lines pt. 2

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i only own #4

1) show me what you got under that shirt

2) get schwifty with me

3) are you a meeseeks? because i want to complete one simple task and then disappear

4) will you be the rick j-19ζ7 to my jerry?

5) we gotta get naked so the somailan space pirates can't see us

6) are you pirates of the pancreas? because we're gonna be having a shit load of legal issues after one ride.

7) i need you like a rick needs a morty

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