Avengers x Reader Oneshots

iPad|| Loki Laufeyson

"Quickly! We don't have much time!"
"Got the weapon?"
"Positive"
"Fantastic, we are good to go"
*does a double front flip and lands on the right place without making a single sound*
"Quickly but quietly!"
"Got the equipment?"
"Yes, I do"
"Awesome! Let's do this before the suspect moves again"
"Aboard, Aboard, The suspect has moved! Stay still"
"No we should stop, drop and roll"
*sprays a sleeping mist on suspect*
"Not necessary, they stopped moving"
"We done here?"
"Positive, let's move out before the Lokus Dangerous Alotus strikes again"
*Freezes and over dramatically turns around*
"Evacuate The monster: Tank of Stank has located us!"
*runs at the speed of light without knocking anything over*

*In reality*

Failing to hold our giggles, Thor and I quietly sneak up on Loki who was sleeping peacefully on the bed.
"Quickly, we don't have much time" I whisper.
"Have you got the weapon?" Thor whispers.
"I do" I reply in a whisper.
"Great, we are good to go!" Thor says. Thor does a bad belly flop into the floor squashing a bunch of Loki's things.
"Shhhh!" He tells me. I roll my eyes. I sneak around closer to his bed.
"Got the equipment ready?" Thor ask.
"Yes I do" I reply, pulling out a medium sizes purple bag.
"Good, we need to keep moving in the case that the suspect moves again" Thor said, carefully opening the bag with the gloves he has on.
"Aboard, Aboard, stay still the suspect has moved!" I whisper loudly.
"I suggest stoping, dropping and rolling!" Thor suggests.
"No, that's not necessary, the suspect has fallen back to sleep" I say.
"Ok, are we done here? Have we finished our mission?" Thor asks.
"Positive! Quickly before the Lokus Dangerous Alotus wakes up" I said.
All of a sudden I hear footsteps heading in our direction.
"Oh no! The monster, Tank Of Stank has found us!" Thor says. I see Tony walking towards us.
"Let's move out, come on soldier!" I say running away.
"Oh my gosh, what have they done now?" Tony asks himself.

*1 hour later when Loki wakes up*

Loki's POV:
I wake up and slowly get out of bed. I can't help but to feel different, like my face is greasier than usual. Sighing, I leave to ask Y/n to accompany me to brunch at the cafe a couple streets down.
"Sure!" She says without hesitance, grabbing her phone and wallet.
"Can I come too please brother I'm hungry" Thor begs.
"Why not" Loki sighs, rolling his eyes.

Your POV:
"Go Queen, I support people that are as confident as you!" A guy says, high fiving Loki on the way to the cafe.
"That was beyond weird" Loki mumbles. Throughout the hour we're outside Loki is showered in compliments and support.
"I must agree with brother, he has no features that are complimentable" Thor nods. Loki scowls, insisting we get out of there.

"Ahh! By Merlin what have you done!" Loki screams at us once we're home, holding a mirror showing his semi well done makeup. You can really tell what parts he did and I did. To be fair, Thor was holding the phone recording the whole time.
"It wasn't me, it was Tony" I say.
"I won't fall for this again!" Loki says shaking his head.
"I'll ask my brother, he never lies" Loki mumbles.
"Thor, did Stark do this to me?" Loki asks.
"Why I'm sure my answer is yes, brother" Thor says.
"I knew he was up to something!" Loki yells before leaving. Probably to get revenge on Tony.

Later that day:

I was chilling on the couch watching a movie when someone approached me.
"Oh hey, what's up Loki?" I ask.
"What is this?" He asks holding something up. It was my iPad.
"What is what?" I ask, eyes glued to the tv. He plays a video.
*in the video*
(Thor as Loki, I casted a spell to make Thor look and sound like him)
"Do the Loki Poky!" Thor sings dancing. "Doooo the Loki poky!"
"Cause that's what's its all about!" Thor sings again. "Put your right hand in, put your right hand out now put your right hand in and shake it all about!" Thor continues before the video finishes.
"Why did you post that on Instagram?" He asks, pronouncing it eye-n-sta-jruhm. "And it has over millions of likes"
"You should see the makeup tutorial Thor and I posted this morning... that one got nearly a billion" I snicker. "Wait, how do you know the password to my iPad?"
"And why do you have my iPad?"
"A better question is what you were doing on my iPad?"
"That's not important" Loki says.
"No, tell me what you were doing" I demand.
"Well you would know if you had noticed" Loki says.
"Well duh" I say. "Tell me"
"No, it's not your business" Loki says.
"It's my iPad and your my boyfriend, I deserve to know the truth"
"Just give me my iPad" I demand after he stands there silently, avoiding eye contact.
"Why?" He asks.
"To find out what you were looking at" I say.
"You can't do that!" Loki says.
"Yes I can, hand it over" I order.
"Haha, I just deleted all the open apps now you'll never know"
"I'll just look at the history then"
"....hey Siri can you provide me with a step by step tutorial on how to erase a history?"
"give it now!" I say.
"No!" Loki shouts.
"Please?" I ask.
"No" Loki hugs the iPad up to his chest. I walk closer to him. "You can't have it" he says.
I tug his shirt pulling him closer and kiss him. As I kiss him I slowly take the iPad out of his hands. Once I have it, I pull away and run. Soon I find my room. I quickly look through the history. "How long has this been happening?" I ask, surprised but expected.
"About a few months" Loki says, looking at the floor.
"That fine, you should of just told me" I lay a hand on his shoulder.
"Thanks Y/n, I trust you tell no one about this" Loki says.
"LOKI HAS BEEN USING MY IPAD TO WATCH DISNEY MOVIES WITHOUT US"