Avengers x Reader Oneshots

Sleep || Avengers x Reader

Warning extreme randomness lol, also I started writing this a while ago and only finished it now so I'm incredibly sorry if there's some mistakes or a sudden change in mood halfway through :)

Group chat:
Clint: lmao he's doing it again
Clint: lmao idk what to do
Clint: LMAO IM GONNA HAVE NIGHTMARES AFTER THIS
Tony: shut up with the lmao
Loki: spit it out you impudent dim-witted little man has it occurred to u that it is 2 o'clock in the morning.
Clint: lmao ouch that hurt
Clint: lmao I wouldn't be ruining your precious beauty sleep if I didn't just wake up to ur BROTHER looming over me in the dark.
Tony: HA he comes to my room at 4am
Loki: he comes to mine at 10pm
Clint: omg he's just walking away
Clint: I can hear him walking slowly down the hall
Me: OMGGGGJFKRKDKOFOVKDKSLSL
Me: Thor's coming to my room
Me: do I act like I'm sleeping and have him look over me for an hour until moving onto Tony's room OR sit up awake texting you guys while he stares at me
Loki: how about you lock the door
Me: you think I haven't tried that?! He just stands at the door like a dog and breathes heavily outside
Thor: why hello friends
Loki: stop disturbing my sleep
Thor: I'm not..?
Tony: man we have you on security tape, we have hours of footage of u starring at us sleeping
Tony: ik you can't sleep easily but don't u have other things to do
Thor: omg I should do a night routine for my fans
Clint: what fans
Natasha: a few bored 12 yr old girls
Tony: yea they'll forget about him after quarantine anyway lol
Sam: Ya sound like a pedo Thor
Thor: HEY my fans are loyal
Loki: SHUT UP ITS 2
Loki: I. WANT. TO. SLEEP
Thor: but I can't
Me: watch my little pony
Thor: I finished it
Me: all 9 seasons? Like the entire 222 episodes?! I introduced it to you a week ago.. 👀
Thor: I guess I'll have to rewatch it :/
Loki: now that is resolved. Please no one message on this group chat until you can physically see that im awake.

*time skip* 3:36am

Bruce: do y'all hear that ?
Me: the mechanical satanic demon laughing..?
Sam: my GOSH what tf is that
Bruce: should someone go check
Tony: oml what is that sound
Pietro: is someone possessed
Wanda: uh this is concerning
Tony: someone should go check
Me: no way am i
Bruce: maybe you should Tony, I mean this is ur house and all
Tony: ExCuSe ME maybe one of you should go. I don't make you pay rent AND as soon as the virus came you ALL ran to me "omg tony can we ALL stay with u? I don't have toilet paper, I don't have enough food, I'm bored, I wanna watch my little pony" blah blah blah I could have said no
Wanda: Pietro u go, u have super speed. The demon won't even notice u.
Pietro: umm how about we all go, I mean it's dark and stuff.. let's just all go for good measures
Tony: Ye fine whatever just get it to stop
Me: put on ur socks so we don't make noise

Everyone gathers outside their rooms and tip toes over to the area overlooking the living room and kitchen where the sound is coming from. All peer their heads over in an effort to see what all this commotion is about.
The area is lit by one light. The area is dead silent besides for the demonic uncontrollable laughter. A man who common sense would say it's Thor, is standing by a table near the light. Under the light is a single grape. Everyone looks at each other in confusion. Do they interfere? Stay and watch? Try to sleep while the laughing continues? Eat the grape?
All of a sudden the laughing stops. It only takes a second for everyone to realise a second person laughing in the next room. A faint moving bright colourful picture can be see from the higher level the team stood on. "Is that my little pony?" I ask under my breath.
"If that's Thor.." Sam added silently..
"Uhhh.." someone growns rubbing their eyes. Tony silent screams whole pointing to the person, The moon light falls in the persons face as everyone silent screams in fright.
The green face mask covers her face and all hair is messily out up in a bun, eyes red and lips slightly cracked, robe hanging off the body and mismatch socks, is Natasha squinting at the group.
Without further thought everyone runs back to their individual rooms and relies on their phones to channel their fright of both occurrences,

Chat:
Tony:AHHHHHHHH
Bruce: AHHHHHHHHH
Pietro: AHHHHHH MY GOSH
Loki: WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FRICK IS GOING ON
Bucky: NAT WHY'D U SCARE US LIKE THAT
Me: NO ONES TALKING ABOUT THE STRANGER IN THE KITCHEN
Bruce: THERES A DEMON
Sam: NO ITS A MURDERER
Bruce: wait you slept through that
Loki: slept through what
Me: u couldn't hear the uncontrollable laughing that's been going on for the last half hour
Loki: ....no?
Tony: you sleep like a literal rock
Loki: you watch Dwayne Johnson sleep?
Sam: ignore that what do we do about the weirdo
Loki: there's no laughing though.
Clint: the laughing stopped when the person saw us I think
Loki: what were they laughing at
Wanda: a single grape under a spotlight
Wade: lmao u think I can't hear the tap tapping of Tony's acrylic nails against the screen
Tony: THEY ARE NOT ACRYLICS
Natasha: wth
Sam: HOW DID U GET HERE
Bruce: is it u that's downstairs
Wade: who else would be as insane as myself to break into the avengers hq
Tony: honestly one of Thor's tiktok followers he's gained quite the fan base... never underestimate a teenage girl.. *shudders*
Me: anyways who cares about that I just want to sleep
Me: whats so funny about a grape at 3am that needs to wake everyone
Wade: nothing
Wade: that's what's so funny about it
Loki: ok shut tf up i want to sleep
Sam: that couldn't have been more underwhelming
Bucky: ikr
Pietro: now what
Loki: did no one hear me
Tony: wade please don't leave the grape out antman and his buddies will devour it for the next day if u do and I don't want to deal with that mess
Wanda: while we're still talking
Loki: we're not, go to sleep
Wanda: Tony stop snoring
Tony: OH SURE I CAN DO THAT-
Tony: I don't choose to snore sorry but not sorry I can't stop
Sam: bucky put off the hall lights
Bucky: no ur rooms closer to the switch
Pietro: can someone pls make me some tea
Me: u literally have super speed do it ur self and... since when do u drink tea
Pietro: pls I don't like waiting for the water to boilll
Loki: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Loki: GO. TO. SLEEP. PERIODT
*Loki kicked every out out*
Loki: sweet silence :)
4:30 am:
Steve: OH MY GOSH
Steve: WE NEED TO SORT OUT THORS PROBLEM IM NOT WAKING UP AT THIS TIME TO HIM EATING A FRICKEN POPTART OVER MY BED
Loki: GO BACK TO SLEEP WE'LL SORT IT OUT IN THE MORNING
Steve: THATS WHAT WE'VE SAID FOR THE PAST 5 MONTHS