Whoa... Someone Likes Ed's Shortness...

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Ed: WHO YA CALLIN' A MICROSCOPIC BEAN WHO CAN'T GO TO THE BEACH BECAUSE THE TIDE WILL SWEEP HIM AWAY AND DROWN  HIM BECAUSE HE'S SO SHORT THAT A LADYBUG IS HIS CHOICE OF AIR TRAVEL BECAUSE HE CAN'T DRINK MILK BECAUSE IT'S SO NASTY AND THAT IT'S SOME WHITE, OPAQUE LIQUID SECRETED BY SOME COW AND THAT HE'S AS TINY AS A RICE GRAIN THAT EVERYONE COULD STEP ON HIM AND NOT NOTICE BECAUSE HE'S SO SHORT-

Me: I didn't say anything!!! It was the fangirl!

Al: You better run...

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