Armstrong Beats Gaston By A Mile - Wait...

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What do you mean? MAJOR ARMSTRONG IS THE MOST MANLIEST MAN IN THE WORLD, HE BEATS GASTON SO MANY TIMES THAT WE'D CROSS THE WHOLE UNIVERSE AND BACK... ONE THOUSAND TIMES!!!!

Armstrong: Why, thank you! Want a hug? *takes off shirt and reaches out for a hug*
Me: *running away* NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

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