Meredith: Welcome welcome welcome! For a quick memory refresher, we'll be determining who the most talented in our little group. In short, a talent show. I'll be explaining the rules more thoroughly to the contestants themselves.
L: *standing in pile of sticky Popsicle wrappers* Stop talking to yourself and explain why you've interrupted my shopping trip!
Meredith: Well, I have things to deal with...
L: You certainly do! And by the way, those Popsicle were sugarless! *chews Popsicle sticks angrily*
Meredith: Well, I apologize for being healthy.
Madame Recap: *from behind plant* She wasn't trying to be healthy! She bought those on accident!
Meredith: Stop breathing on my plant! Your death breathe will wilt it.
L: There has to be SOME sugar here!
Meredith: *envisions stash of Little Debbie boxes in closet*
Light: *thinks of potato chip cache*
Mello: *imagines stockpile of chocolate*
Near: Legos....
Meredith, Light & Mello: Nope.
L: ...
Misa: Don't worry! This is your opportunity to slim down a little bit.
Matsuda: Don't tell him that! You'll make him anorexic! You're beautiful the way you are, L! I'll go find something for you!! *runs from room*
Meredith: Well. He's gone now. Finally, I can explain what we'll be doing today!
Near: We could find my missing Lego pieces.
Light: Why don't you just go buy some more...?
Near: Apparently, all the stores got in a call saying if they let any customers or employees in for the next week, there'd be a terrorist attack!
Mello: >:) ...
Light: Okay... I have decided to remove myself from this conversation.
Meredith: Okay, shut up, everybody. Remember what I said we were going to be doing...?
Mello: A talent show!!
Meredith: Yes, Mello! Thank you for the enthusiasm! Now let me go into a little more detail.
Near: We do things, you judge us. Can we move on?
Meredith: Stop PMSing. It's more complicated than that. Now, let me continue. You'll be allowed any props, but try not to kill everyone. You can't include other contestants in your presentation--
Mello: *crosses "Target Practice with Near* off list*
Meredith: ... And you will be judged by three judges, myself, Madame Recap, and... A special guest.... Gordon Ramsay!
Gordon Ramsay: Good afternoon.
Light: Gordon Ramsay...?
Misa: The angry British man...?
Near: Why would you bring him in for a talent show? His specialty is destroying the self esteem of small time chefs.
Mello: More like killing their self esteem's family while making them watch, burning its home town to the ground, and then torturing it to death.
Near: Same difference. There's something to be said for concision and tactfulness.
Mello: Whatever.
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Death Note Ask or Dare/ WTF!?
FanfictionDeath Note: A story known for its drama, suspense, and deep commentary on the human mind. Now, what would happen if you took the main characters, stuck them in a house together, lowered the seriousness level about twenty notches, and made up random...
