Meredith: *rewatching Death Note*
Hmm... how does everyone in this show know how to change their voices? I want to do that too! LIGHT!
Light: *no reply*
Meredith: -.-
LIGHT. GET UR BUTT DOWN HERE OR I'LL GIVE MISA THE ADDRESS OF YOUR ESCAPE APARTMENT
Light: *appears in doorway* you wouldn't
Meredith: I would. Now show me how you used a voice changer during the Kira investigation.
Light: This is what you wanted to know...? There's an app.
Meredith: What's it called?
Light: MyVoiceChanger. Can I go now?
Meredith: Pfft, creative name much? And no you can't . Lemme just google this.. IT COSTS TWO DOLLARS!? WTF?!
Light: You can get the free version, but it's worse, I wouldn't recommend--
Meredith: Free version it is! Nice, quick download. Imma just open this... How does it work?
Light: You talk into the voice recorder and then alter the tone using the the dials. It's pretty simple.
Meredith: Alrighty-- WTF!? This ad is three minutes long! And there's no skip option !
Light: You shouldn't have gotten the free version...
L: Hello, Light. Meredith. What is going on?
Light: Meredith is using MyVoiceChanger for the first time.
L: Hey, that's what I used during the Kira investigation!
Light: Great app, right?
L: Yes, I used it for all the news broadcasts and holding cell transmissions...
Light: And I used it for those Sakura news tapes, and the TV broadcasts...
L: Good times.
Light: But Meredith bought the free version.
L: That's a mistake. Huge drop in quality.
Meredith: Finally! The ad finished! Gonna record my first clip... Your mother is ugly.
L & Light: *eye roll*
Meredith: Now.. Ha!! It sounds like I was on helium! So cool! *fiddles with control* Heeey this one sounds kind of like Mello!
L: It does.
Light: This isn't going to go well...
Meredith: Matt, I love you and want to have your babies. Now lemme just make it sound like Mello, put it on the PA system...
PA: *Mello's voice* Matt, I love you and want to have your babies.
Matt: *in another room, dials number* Yes, 1-800-HOLY WATER? I need three gallons of your premium water and a professional to perform an exorcism, thank you.
Mello: what the FUUUUUUUK!? *runs into room with Light Meredith and L* WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Meredith: Nuthin
Mello: *grabs phone* MyVoiceChanger!? How dare you!? And the free version? Have you no self respect!?
Meredith: Gimme my phone baaaaack
Mello: Not so fast... *makes it sound like Near*
PA: I, Near, am a stupid pajama wearing albino sheep that is not capable of doing anything for myself. Also I still play with dolls, which is pathetic. And I couldn't walk until the age of six.
Near: ... -.- it was actually five and nine months...
Mello: *rubs hands together evilly* Mwahahaha... the power... I'm gonna screw EEEEVRYONE over....
Matt: *sprints into room, dumps bucket of water on Mello* HOLD HIM DOWN FATHER SMITH! GET THE CEREMONIAL CANDLES!
Mello: CHRIST ON A BIKE, MATT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? MY HAIR!
Meredith: My phone! D:
Matt: We will get this demon in no ti---
Mello: *shoots wildly* GET THE FUDGE MUFFIN OUT OF MY FACE
Matt: the demon is armed! Run, Father, save yourself!
Meredith: *sobs over ruined phone* n-no... I had EVERY Crossy road character... WHYYYY???
Light: *shakes head* You shouldn't have gotten the free version
L: It is truly a curse.
Yeah okay I honesty don't know what that was, I was just watching the series again and wondered how they could all be so good at that. So, brief fun chapter I guess ?
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Death Note Ask or Dare/ WTF!?
FanfictionDeath Note: A story known for its drama, suspense, and deep commentary on the human mind. Now, what would happen if you took the main characters, stuck them in a house together, lowered the seriousness level about twenty notches, and made up random...
